Aight, it’s the first Wednesday of the new year so here’s a story about my friend having sex with a woman that has seizures when she cums.
So, the way he told me the story was he met the woman in a dive bar. Beautiful woman he says, it’s a bar that he goes to frequently and he noticed that even though she was beautiful. She drank alone a lot and the other guys wouldn’t approach.
He said he thought she had some crazy std, bad smelling cooch, or something else wild cause why she don’t get talked to or ask to dance. So one night after a bad day, he get drunk and curiosity leads him to asking the woman to dance.
So they dance and she got the biggest most beautiful smile and he said that he could tell it meant a lot to her and making her feel good made him feel better so they started talking. So after a couple weeks he was even more curious as to why no dudes fucked wit her at the bar.
Said he found out once he was able to drift the talk to leading them to having sex. He said that she tells him that she wants to have sex with him but is afraid to scare him off, he said his heart drop ..lol, he said he thought, “oh no, this bitch got the herp”.
Then she goes on to explain that she had seizures when she orgasms. He don’t believe her so he just comforts her and tells her no matter what she think she’s like during sex, he won’t judge her.
So the night comes, and she tells him, that she has a glass of water on the night stand, a spoon, and a pill. She till him, if she cum, dip the spoon in the water, and use it to suppress her tongue, toss the pill in her mouth and throw the water down that bitch.
So he say to himself, oh this bitch really into this role play shit or something, no way she be having seizures like that, but he gone play along. Bout 10 minutes in she get to moving wit the motion and he said he can tell he got her.
So he sing and shit, that’s part of his shit when he fuck. He said he play tank and woman love when he fucking them and sang the lyrics with passion once they into it. So he hitting it, and tank go “when we”
lol..and he go, “when we fuck” and bang forward one last time, she half way scream “im cu”. And he said that bitch got to shaking gizmo, I understand that reference. Anyway, so..she shaking and he look over at the end table.
He panicking cause he never believed her, he dived at the table and knocks all the shit of the table. He get off the bed but the bitch got a oak bed and that shit won’t move and cause he panicking he can’t think so he grabbed his boxers, his pants, his shirt, his keys and runs to his car.
He said he gets in the car and starts it and feels bad that he leaving her to die. He said “Germz, my conscious got the best of me” used my real name.
He ran back inside, and this bitch still shaking like a lab rabbit…(I died laughing at that shit)
He said he dove under the bed, and could only find the pill. Ran to the bathroom and filled up the cup that held her tooth brush. Jumped on the bed and open her mouth.
lol..he said she clamped down on his fingers
He said , I was bout to punch that bitch in the face
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Then he found composure, pried her mouth open, toss down the pill, and toss down the water.
A few moments later. She stop seizing, and started snoring. He said once she started snoring, he woke her up, she looked around the room and said
Damn, that musta been a big one
. Please respect my body. 
