The Official World Politics Thread

So I'm reading this Trump shit that's all over the news. This neegha got caught on tape saying "Look at all my secret shit. I can't declassify it, but yeah look at it."

In that tape there's at least 3 crimes being committed.

Now he's trying to say Nah that was me just lying it was blank papers lol

Imagine being a lawyer and having to convince a jury, "No, this isn't what my client sounds like when he's lying. THIS is what he sounds like when he's lying."

bruh I would jump out a window and slit my wrist on the way down.