The Litty's Secure Loan and Gift Thread

[🌊City]

Good morning poor ppl of the ABW as you know, another purge is upon us.

Did you pay you extortion fee? Do you have a mil to join in the crime wave? Do you need a couple dollars to get on ya feet??

Well the Litty's are here for all your loan and gifting needs. Hit me up and we can draw up a small contract to get you ready to join in all the mayhem!!

*All contracts are personal in nature and won't be shared unless they needed in court*

 

[huey]

purge? whats going on

 

[Lou Cypher]

Ill kill everyone in a purge i aint worried.

 

[🌊City]

purge? whats going on

Tomorrow @noon members can start robbing other members

You must have at least 1m to rob or pay 500k to be protected

You dont have that much so you may be skipped over

 

[huey]

so being broke is actually a good thing..cool

 

[🌊City]

so being broke is actually a good thing..cool

Yeah....

Can I offer you loan? 1m and you get a chance to rob the richest on the site.....

 

[huey]

Yeah....

Can I offer you loan? 1m and you get a chance to rob the richest on the site.....

I'm good on predatory loan schemes

 

[🌊City]

I'm good on predatory loan schemes

 

[Loquacious]

Don’t do it guys!!!

 

[🌊City]

Wow.......

Here I am trying to put money in ppl pockets smh

 

[Loquacious]

Sounds perverted. Put money IN people.

 

[🌊City]

Sounds perverted. Put money IN people.

.........why?

 

[Chi-Town B]

Stop helping people, when I make them broke I want them to stay broke.

 

[🌊City]

Stop helping people, when I make them broke I want them to stay broke.

Sir, we are an equal opportunity loan company

We are opening during the purge also fyi

 

[Chi-Town B]

Sir, we are an equal opportunity loan company

We are opening during the purge also fyi

I'm sending you a cease and desist order, you gotta stop undermining me making people broke.

 

[Duwop]

Stop helping people, when I make them broke I want them to stay broke.

You a big ass kid, you really wanna be the only nigga with money

 

[Chi-Town B]

You a big ass kid, you really wanna be the only nigga with money

This is shocking to you?

 

[Lou Cypher]

And what happens when I dont pay back the loan?

 

[🌊City]

And what happens when I dont pay back the loan?

*All contracts are personal in nature and won't be shared unless they needed in court*

 

[Lou Cypher]

Nice. Fuck the law, hit me with 10mill bro