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Punctual And Organized said:
Did an hour cardio workout, gym is cool cept for the men staring at you. Chick give me a quick smile and go about theres, walk by smile. Men 20 ft away staring at you. Shits gay
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To notice them staring at you, wouldnt you have to be staring at….

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loud-ninja said:
You listen to the joe bidden pod cast. That shit runs in the hours, lol.

The video is pranks on a whole company that scam people for money. It is so deep out there that all the scammers ate talking to each other. They put a hit out on two of the youtubers. They also had hackers hack their camera feeds
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None of that is entertaining to me, the jbp is🤷🏿‍♂️ . Hit me when Netflix ups a doc. Maybe I'll check for it.
 
Big Lurko said:
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Nah they was to the left of the weights, I’m on the stair master, it’s a big planet fitness and I guess no one likes the stair master cause I’m the only one of 4 rows, no one to the left of me. I feel someone staring at me. I look to the left, these dudes staring at me.

mom thinking there must be some bad bitch around I look around, all the women on the treadmill in the back. I finish my work out and getdown and look at then cause they still staring at me. They gone jump back into their work out. It’s cool I’m sexy
 
I had to tell my nephew that the hoes win in end.

He be bedazzling the bishes because he got a ponytail and light eyes, so he be running through them. He only 19 and he play JUCO basketball. He could go pro overseas if he stopped chasing women.

He be like, "Uncle Z, look at this girl I bagged last week."

And the bishes be bad. The older bishes be giving him money and shit. Buying him shoes and designer clothes.

Today I asked him what his plans for the future was and he was like, "I don't know I just wanna get money. I might start a YouTube channel or something if playing ball don't work out."

I told him, "How you gonna start a YouTube channel when all these women you be with know your business? I know you be dicking them down and dogging 'em out. You can't have no loose ends nephew if you wanna be a star. If you wanna be the man you gotta cut the women off clean."

He said I can do that.

I told him I don't know if he can.

Then I told 'em that the hoes win in the end. If Mary Magdalene can go from a hoe to Jesus' most devoted disciple and get her hoeness erased, you as a man need to be smart because when you fuck up and fall down, it's gonna be your fault. Ain't nobody gonna feel sorry for you. Don't be with no woman you know nothing about or a woman you know too much about.

My nephew gonna fuck his life up because he already got what most young men want his age, women and money. And if he becomes a social media star, it's a wrap.

Oh well, he ain't my kid, I don't give a fuck like that.
 
King Freeman said:
Fellas... is it "she's pregnant" or "we're pregnant"?

Ladies... is it "I'm pregnant" or "we're pregnant"?
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always have said “we are having another baby” but always said “she’s pregnant” idk if there’s a diff but saying “we’re preg” always seemed weird so I’ve never said that 🤷‍♂️
 
VIBE said:
always have said “we are having another baby” but always said “she’s pregnant” idk if there’s a diff but saying “we’re preg” always seemed weird so I’ve never said that 🤷‍♂️
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You code switching depending on the environment. I see you.
 
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