COMMUNITY The Cookout (1M views)

[Suckio Andretti]

You must have gotten your piece and chain from kiosk at the mall

I wish

 

[Disanthrope]

boy hit her she blacked his eye no suspension. I think they were playing too rough or something. School said he was trying get her attention she says he hit her probably somewhere in between but I don’t like that shit. Defend yourself of course but I don’t want no labels on her

I bet she could whoop yo ass too

 

[DOS_patos]

Using a Diamond tester as a conversation starter is laaameee lol

Gotta expand ya circle

hole buncha shit can start convos

 

[RusselWilsonJr]

Know what’s funny about people in the military that don’t wanna get vaccinated?

you sign up to have someone tell you to go to some bum Fuck country to kill someone you don’t know and for reasons you either haven’t been told, don’t understand, or knowingly been misled about..and that’s cool

but getting a vaccine.., oh know, you don’t know what’s in that..

 

[DOS_patos]

@Gene Parmesan the type nigga who think a murder mystery dinner is boring.

I’m the nigga making citizens arrests at that dinner and have chick dumping out they pocket books to prove they innocence

life is fun over here. Enjoy life bruh

 

[DOS_patos]

My wife doing a Mary vs Mariah in the house right now,
Dancing in the hallway
she put. Vision of love against real love

she in her own world right now with a bonnet on.

I should put this on TikTok

 

[Dwayne]

How many of y’all would live in a world like Demolition Man?

 

[GNS]

One of white peoples only saving graces is the footage they get on dangerous animals.
I can watch crocs all day(even tho I don't fuck with em) and these dumb muhfuckas just scubadived in some water to get some footage almost fucking themselves up.

Glorious......but if only

 

[Disanthrope]

How many of y’all would live in a world like Demolition Man?

Im not eating no rat burgers

 

[Dwayne]

Im not eating no rat burgers

lmao.

So you would live in the “2nd” society below and not the society above?

 

[Disanthrope]

lmao.

So you would live in the “2nd” society below and not the society above?

Nah id probably be in the sewer resisting 1st society supremacy lol

 

[Dwayne]

Nah id probably be in the sewer resisting 1st society supremacy lol

lmao. That’s how the want to the world to be frfr.

I’ll be down there eating a rat burger lol

 

[Golan]

How many of y’all would live in a world like Demolition Man?

Not with that mind sex shit, lol.

 

[SeaSnake]

I bet she could whoop yo ass too

you a ho ass nigga man. Why don’t you get that linebacker built chick you posted pregnant already or be a mentor

 

[SeaSnake]

Gotta expand ya circle

hole buncha shit can start convos

and fuck you too bitch

 

[Big Lurko]

Gotta expand ya circle

hole buncha shit can start convos

So what you do, keep the diamond tester on the living room table all awkwardly like its a coffee book?

"Oh hey guys, So you've been married for how long? Beautiful beautiful....funny enough, i have this diamond tester just sitting here and uh...can i see your ring real quick?"

Lol da fuck.

 

[SeaSnake]

That shit childish

 

[Big Lurko]

My wife doing a Mary vs Mariah in the house right now,
Dancing in the hallway
she put. Vision of love against real love

she in her own world right now with a bonnet on.

I should put this on TikTok

Thanks man

 

[Suckio Andretti]

So what you do, keep the diamond tester on the living room table all awkwardly like its a coffee book?

"Oh hey guys, So you've been married for how long? Beautiful beautiful....funny enough, i have this diamond tester just sitting here and uh...can i see your ring real quick?"

Lol da fuck.

He walk around with that shit in his pocket at the function like Steve carrell with the fake ear in 40 year old virgin

 

[Joshie Kahn]

Feel like a diamond tester would be more likely to get you into some shit rather than break the ice (intended).