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The Comedian
Guest
Hold up. I just saw on the news the new iPhone could cost up to $1,000!
Siri better pop up in hologram form like the computer on Legends Of Tomorrow when I call her.
That iPhone better be a Transformer
That iPhone better be Gundam compatible so I can battle my enemies
That iPhone better transport me via portal to my destination, instead of using GPS.
That iPhone better include a 50 cal to fight Isis, the Taliban, and the Empire
That iPhone better drop automatic female nudes when I swipe right on Tinder
That iPhone better come with a 5 course meal for two. Vintage wine included.
That iPhone better guarantee me 100,000 shares of Apple stocks, and seat in the corner of the boardroom.
That's what you get for not using your dollar to vote. I paid $400 for my RAZR™ now that's a deal.