So yo..I get home yesterday, Wife already home..upset. Ask her what’s wrong she go into a tirade about work.
I grab a drink to get a buzz going so I can listen to this shit. So I’m chilling listening to her and she come in the living room. I start talking to her, she snap talking bout all she want is silence. Why the fuck am I talking to her. By this point the drink hit me so I wasn’t even bothered:
I tell her bet, if u want silence, I’ll go chill in the frog and watch some Hulu. I’m relaxing on the bed we got in the frog and here she come up the stairs and flop down on the bed.
I’m like fam, what u doing up here u said u wanna be alone. She says I wanna lay next to to, I’m like whateva man. So I’m chilling, sippin, watching hulu.
She goes, yo why u ignoring me. I say my nigga, why am I even up here. She says what u mean, I said I’m up here cause I tried to give u attention and u told me to leave U da fuck alone.
She says, u ain’t had no problem accommodating my request. I say my nigga, what u dancing wit me for, Ion wanna dance wit u right now. Da fuck u want right now?
She suck her teeth and leave, myyyyyy nigga..fuck did I do by getting married
