Girl he has been sending me these photos since Monday
First he sent me this:
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and asked me what they were and I was like DIAPERS duh
lol then he was like do you know the difference between pampers and pullups
I was like: "Im assuming they have to do with a childs age"
he was like: YEP you're right!!!! (he was real excited .... a lil too excited)
So on Monday Im chilling and get another text from him and this nigga is standing in his living room with a diaper on.
SOOOOO im like ummmmm WTF :negrowhat:
so he tells me hes doing a story on people that wear diapers.
Hes a news anchor so it made sense (kinda)
so I was like oh ok.
He was like people wear them for comfort or they want to get in touch with their inner child
Im like ummmm ok :ohoh:
so Im like: when is the piece airing?
he says on Tuesday. (this was monday he reached out to me)
So Im like ok cool
well I hope all goes well.
So Im chilling once again.
and a get a text from him on Wednesday and LOW AND BEHOLD its another photo of him in a diaper and Im like HOLD UP NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!
you aint on assignment no more, the story should have been aired.
So Im like "whats up?...still on assignment I see" (trying to be funny but Im lowkey disturbed)
and hes like: ....Nah, Im just relaxing
In my head im like: RELAXING? IN A FUCKING PAMPER?:reallydude:
so I say: oh ok
Hes like: Rissa I need to be honest.
Im like ol lord this nigga about to tell me he has been molesting babies and stealing they pampers
Im like: yeah whats up?
Hes like: I love wearing pampers and my wife doesnt know. I just like wearing them. I wear them everyday, under my suit pants, boxer shorts, when I go to church, grocery shopping. I just love them
In my head Im like: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR GROWN ASS ROCKING PAMPERS UNDER BALLING SHORTS AND NIGGAS DONT SEE THAT SHIT WHEN YALL ON THE COURT!!! DONT THAT SHIT LOOK EXTRA BUNCHY IN THE BACKKKKKKK!!!!
So Im like: Oh wow, what made you want to share this with me?
and hes like: because youre really understanding and real cool, I trust you.
YALL I HAVE SET MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE WITH THIS ONE.
EVERYDAY HE HAS SENT ME A PICTURE.
:cry:
Today I had to tell him to stop. I felt bad but nah dawg. NO!!!