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Im just so confused.

LIKEEEEEE this morning he sent me a photo of him in a diaper laying on the couch.

Niggggaaaaa if I was there I would kick you in your whole ass

wtf
 
So my homeboy from highschool has been sending me pictures of himself in a diaper and I dont know what to make of it

He told me he felt he could share his fetish with me because Im so understanding but LIKEEEE this shit is weird AF.

I would screenshot but ill spare yall lmaoooo

Im just so confused.

LIKEEEEEE this morning he sent me a photo of him in a diaper laying on the couch.

Niggggaaaaa if I was there I would kick you in your whole ass

wtf




WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK!
Haaaaaaa!
 
WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK!
Haaaaaaa!


Girl he has been sending me these photos since Monday

First he sent me this:
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and asked me what they were and I was like DIAPERS duh

lol then he was like do you know the difference between pampers and pullups

I was like: "Im assuming they have to do with a childs age"

he was like: YEP you're right!!!! (he was real excited .... a lil too excited)


So on Monday Im chilling and get another text from him and this nigga is standing in his living room with a diaper on.

SOOOOO im like ummmmm WTF :negrowhat:

so he tells me hes doing a story on people that wear diapers.

Hes a news anchor so it made sense (kinda)

so I was like oh ok.

He was like people wear them for comfort or they want to get in touch with their inner child

Im like ummmm ok :ohoh:


so Im like: when is the piece airing?

he says on Tuesday. (this was monday he reached out to me)

So Im like ok cool
well I hope all goes well.


So Im chilling once again.
and a get a text from him on Wednesday and LOW AND BEHOLD its another photo of him in a diaper and Im like HOLD UP NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

you aint on assignment no more, the story should have been aired.

So Im like "whats up?...still on assignment I see" (trying to be funny but Im lowkey disturbed)

and hes like: ....Nah, Im just relaxing

In my head im like: RELAXING? IN A FUCKING PAMPER?:reallydude:

so I say: oh ok

Hes like: Rissa I need to be honest.

Im like ol lord this nigga about to tell me he has been molesting babies and stealing they pampers

Im like: yeah whats up?:popcorn:

Hes like: I love wearing pampers and my wife doesnt know. I just like wearing them. I wear them everyday, under my suit pants, boxer shorts, when I go to church, grocery shopping. I just love them

In my head Im like: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR GROWN ASS ROCKING PAMPERS UNDER BALLING SHORTS AND NIGGAS DONT SEE THAT SHIT WHEN YALL ON THE COURT!!! DONT THAT SHIT LOOK EXTRA BUNCHY IN THE BACKKKKKKK!!!!
undertaker-sitting-up.gif


So Im like: Oh wow, what made you want to share this with me?

and hes like: because youre really understanding and real cool, I trust you.


YALL I HAVE SET MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE WITH THIS ONE.
EVERYDAY HE HAS SENT ME A PICTURE.
:cry:

Today I had to tell him to stop. I felt bad but nah dawg. NO!!!
anigif_enhanced-buzz-21294-1379965603-8_zps4008acc9.gif
 
I ain't indian bruh
I thought u had a lil maraj in your blood, maybe a spot of singh or a ramjeet.
Guess we'll have to settle for plain ole negro babies, 'Bago.
nah all my relatives r afro thankfully.

also im a nigga. u might wanna pass b
 
Girl he has been sending me these photos since Monday

First he sent me this:
View attachment 8958

and asked me what they were and I was like DIAPERS duh

lol then he was like do you know the difference between pampers and pullups

I was like: "Im assuming they have to do with a childs age"

he was like: YEP you're right!!!! (he was real excited .... a lil too excited)


So on Monday Im chilling and get another text from him and this nigga is standing in his living room with a diaper on.

SOOOOO im like ummmmm WTF :negrowhat:

so he tells me hes doing a story on people that wear diapers.

Hes a news anchor so it made sense (kinda)

so I was like oh ok.

He was like people wear them for comfort or they want to get in touch with their inner child

Im like ummmm ok :ohoh:


so Im like: when is the piece airing?

he says on Tuesday. (this was monday he reached out to me)

So Im like ok cool
well I hope all goes well.


So Im chilling once again.
and a get a text from him on Wednesday and LOW AND BEHOLD its another photo of him in a diaper and Im like HOLD UP NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

you aint on assignment no more, the story should have been aired.

So Im like "whats up?...still on assignment I see" (trying to be funny but Im lowkey disturbed)

and hes like: ....Nah, Im just relaxing

In my head im like: RELAXING? IN A FUCKING PAMPER?:reallydude:

so I say: oh ok

Hes like: Rissa I need to be honest.

Im like ol lord this nigga about to tell me he has been molesting babies and stealing they pampers

Im like: yeah whats up?:popcorn:

Hes like: I love wearing pampers and my wife doesnt know. I just like wearing them. I wear them everyday, under my suit pants, boxer shorts, when I go to church, grocery shopping. I just love them

In my head Im like: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR GROWN ASS ROCKING PAMPERS UNDER BALLING SHORTS AND NIGGAS DONT SEE THAT SHIT WHEN YALL ON THE COURT!!! DONT THAT SHIT LOOK EXTRA BUNCHY IN THE BACKKKKKKK!!!!
undertaker-sitting-up.gif


So Im like: Oh wow, what made you want to share this with me?

and hes like: because youre really understanding and real cool, I trust you.


YALL I HAVE SET MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE WITH THIS ONE.
EVERYDAY HE HAS SENT ME A PICTURE.
:cry:

Today I had to tell him to stop. I felt bad but nah dawg. NO!!!
anigif_enhanced-buzz-21294-1379965603-8_zps4008acc9.gif
Put me in a nice dress, purple lipstick, cute hairstyle and a casket. I AM DECEASED!!!!!!

This is crazy. He need to donate them pampers.
 
Girl he has been sending me these photos since Monday

First he sent me this:
View attachment 8958

and asked me what they were and I was like DIAPERS duh

lol then he was like do you know the difference between pampers and pullups

I was like: "Im assuming they have to do with a childs age"

he was like: YEP you're right!!!! (he was real excited .... a lil too excited)


So on Monday Im chilling and get another text from him and this nigga is standing in his living room with a diaper on.

SOOOOO im like ummmmm WTF :negrowhat:

so he tells me hes doing a story on people that wear diapers.

Hes a news anchor so it made sense (kinda)

so I was like oh ok.

He was like people wear them for comfort or they want to get in touch with their inner child

Im like ummmm ok :ohoh:


so Im like: when is the piece airing?

he says on Tuesday. (this was monday he reached out to me)

So Im like ok cool
well I hope all goes well.


So Im chilling once again.
and a get a text from him on Wednesday and LOW AND BEHOLD its another photo of him in a diaper and Im like HOLD UP NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

you aint on assignment no more, the story should have been aired.

So Im like "whats up?...still on assignment I see" (trying to be funny but Im lowkey disturbed)

and hes like: ....Nah, Im just relaxing

In my head im like: RELAXING? IN A FUCKING PAMPER?:reallydude:

so I say: oh ok

Hes like: Rissa I need to be honest.

Im like ol lord this nigga about to tell me he has been molesting babies and stealing they pampers

Im like: yeah whats up?:popcorn:

Hes like: I love wearing pampers and my wife doesnt know. I just like wearing them. I wear them everyday, under my suit pants, boxer shorts, when I go to church, grocery shopping. I just love them

In my head Im like: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR GROWN ASS ROCKING PAMPERS UNDER BALLING SHORTS AND NIGGAS DONT SEE THAT SHIT WHEN YALL ON THE COURT!!! DONT THAT SHIT LOOK EXTRA BUNCHY IN THE BACKKKKKKK!!!!
undertaker-sitting-up.gif


So Im like: Oh wow, what made you want to share this with me?

and hes like: because youre really understanding and real cool, I trust you.


YALL I HAVE SET MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE WITH THIS ONE.
EVERYDAY HE HAS SENT ME A PICTURE.
:cry:

Today I had to tell him to stop. I felt bad but nah dawg. NO!!!
anigif_enhanced-buzz-21294-1379965603-8_zps4008acc9.gif
download_20170613_204322.gif
Yooooo this is hilarious kid!!
 
Girl he has been sending me these photos since Monday

First he sent me this:
View attachment 8958

and asked me what they were and I was like DIAPERS duh

lol then he was like do you know the difference between pampers and pullups

I was like: "Im assuming they have to do with a childs age"

he was like: YEP you're right!!!! (he was real excited .... a lil too excited)


So on Monday Im chilling and get another text from him and this nigga is standing in his living room with a diaper on.

SOOOOO im like ummmmm WTF :negrowhat:

so he tells me hes doing a story on people that wear diapers.

Hes a news anchor so it made sense (kinda)

so I was like oh ok.

He was like people wear them for comfort or they want to get in touch with their inner child

Im like ummmm ok :ohoh:


so Im like: when is the piece airing?

he says on Tuesday. (this was monday he reached out to me)

So Im like ok cool
well I hope all goes well.


So Im chilling once again.
and a get a text from him on Wednesday and LOW AND BEHOLD its another photo of him in a diaper and Im like HOLD UP NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

you aint on assignment no more, the story should have been aired.

So Im like "whats up?...still on assignment I see" (trying to be funny but Im lowkey disturbed)

and hes like: ....Nah, Im just relaxing

In my head im like: RELAXING? IN A FUCKING PAMPER?:reallydude:

so I say: oh ok

Hes like: Rissa I need to be honest.

Im like ol lord this nigga about to tell me he has been molesting babies and stealing they pampers

Im like: yeah whats up?:popcorn:

Hes like: I love wearing pampers and my wife doesnt know. I just like wearing them. I wear them everyday, under my suit pants, boxer shorts, when I go to church, grocery shopping. I just love them

In my head Im like: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR GROWN ASS ROCKING PAMPERS UNDER BALLING SHORTS AND NIGGAS DONT SEE THAT SHIT WHEN YALL ON THE COURT!!! DONT THAT SHIT LOOK EXTRA BUNCHY IN THE BACKKKKKKK!!!!
undertaker-sitting-up.gif


So Im like: Oh wow, what made you want to share this with me?

and hes like: because youre really understanding and real cool, I trust you.


YALL I HAVE SET MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE WITH THIS ONE.
EVERYDAY HE HAS SENT ME A PICTURE.
:cry:

Today I had to tell him to stop. I felt bad but nah dawg. NO!!!
anigif_enhanced-buzz-21294-1379965603-8_zps4008acc9.gif
Jesus take the wheel

I AM DONE.
Put me in a nice dress, purple lipstick, cute hairstyle and a casket. I AM DECEASED!!!!!!

This is crazy. He need to donate them pampers.
this nigga hoarding diapers for himself when there are needy families n broke moms shoplifting for them

manifest ur fetish to pay it forward n bless other ppl with diapers tf
 
Jesus take the wheel

I AM DONE.

this nigga hoarding diapers for himself when there are needy families n broke moms shoplifting for them

manifest ur fetish to pay it forward n bless other ppl with diapers
tf

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!

nigga got a whole stash of huggies pullups in the garage
 
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