The ABW DATING GAME

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Welcome to Season 1, Episode IDK of The ABW Dating Game! Today, we have @TheMasterKey's mystique, phantom head ass on the couch. Three lovely ladies are here to compete for an exclusive photo from this gentleman (it betta not be a foot or a hand). Enjoy the show!!!:evil:


Question # 1


Please describe yourself and what’s the most interesting thing about you?



CONTESTANT 1​


I'm an outgoing free spirit. I think I'm kinda fat but I'm working on it. I love to laugh, it's the second best thing to do ever. I love to talk but I do listen too. People say I'm loud, I can be. The most interesting thing about me is my love for giving. It's a gift and a curse.


CONTESTANT 2​
I'm the typical "girl next door" type. Like to joke around a lot, laugh all that. I Also have a bit old school way of thinking.


CONTESTANT 3​


I'm a crackalackin 20-something. I'm creative, I'm always trying some new medium to express myself through.


 
Question #2
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What is it about Goldie do you like?​



CONTESTANT 1​


He is smart and funny. He's a gentlemen when he chooses to be. Go getter too. He seems to put his mind to things and actually do them.


CONTESTANT 2​

He aight. lol jp he's funny and an all around cool dude.


CONTESTANT 3​


I like his confidence and sense of humor. He doesn't shy away from debate but he has a conscience and admits when he's wrong.
 
Question #3
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Describe a date that you would plan for the two of you.​



CONTESTANT 1​


I'd start the date in the morning. We can go eat somewhere he choose. Then, we can go play basketball and I'll beat him. Then we can stop at a few record stores, so he can pick up some old records. After that, we gon slide by McDonalds for a frappe but see this won't be your ordinary frappe. This one gon be made from Ronald McDonald himself. Then later we would go to a sex store and look around. Then after that, whatever he wanna do, we can do. I'll pay if it ain't crazy expensive. It's all about him that day anyway.



CONTESTANT 2
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we would go to a theatre! And watch something live. Maybe the Broadway play Fences.



CONTESTANT 3​


I'm freak-lite. You can fist me, but you can't fist my ass. Does that count?
 
Blactivity said:
Question #2
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What is it about Goldie do you like?​



CONTESTANT 1​


He is smart and funny. He's a gentlemen when he chooses to be. Go getter too. He seems to put his mind to things and actually do them.


CONTESTANT 2​

He aight. lol jp he's funny and an all around cool dude.


CONTESTANT 3​


I like his confidence and sense of humor. He doesn't shy away from debate but he has a conscience and admits when he's wrong.
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These were all sweet, touched a nigga heart. This is gonna be a tough decision.

Might have to give the edge to contestant #3 for question 2 tho, cuz she acknowledges that I do admit when I'm wrong lol
 
Question # 4
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Are you a freak?​


If yes, describe the freakiest sexual thing you’ve done or a fantasy you have yet to make a reality?



CONTESTANT 1​


No. I'm a sex goddess and head connoisseur.

2nd part of answer:
Booty sex may be the freakiest thing I've done depending on what you consider freaky.
I wanna have sex at church and at a water park too.



CONTESTANT 2
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Yes with my man.

2nd part of answer:
oh lord. ............my fantasy is to be some where exotic and makin good love.


CONTESTANT 3​


I'd like to have elaborate bank robber roleplay.

2nd part of answer:
BB gun and all. I wanna be a bank teller and I wanna come out of it with PTSD.
 
Blactivity said:
Question #3
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Describe a date that you would plan for the two of you.​



CONTESTANT 1​


I'd start the date in the morning. We can go eat somewhere he choose. Then, we can go play basketball and I'll beat him. Then we can stop at a few record stores, so he can pick up some old records. After that, we gon slide by McDonalds for a frappe but see this won't be your ordinary frappe. This one gon be made from Ronald McDonald himself. Then later we would go to a sex store and look around. Then after that, whatever he wanna do, we can do. I'll pay if it ain't crazy expensive. It's all about him that day anyway.



CONTESTANT 2
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we would go to a theatre! And watch something live. Maybe the Broadway play Fences.



CONTESTANT 3​


I'm freak-lite. You can fist me, but you can't fist my ass. Does that count?
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Contestant 1 made damn near the perfect date.

Contestant 2 will have me at the opera snoring

Contestant 3 knows I'm a freak.


This one's between contestant 1 and 3, tough choice.
 
Question # 5​

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Pick one.
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· Desiigner
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· Rich Homie Quan
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· Future​


CONTESTANT 1​



Future


CONTESTANT 2
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@ yall putting desiigner and future on the list lmfaoo. ima go with Future!



CONTESTANT 3​


These choices are shit but Future is the lesser evil.
 
TheMasterKey said:
Contestant 1 made damn near the perfect date.

Contestant 2 will have me at the opera snoring

Contestant 3 knows I'm a freak.


This one's between contestant 1 and 3, tough choice.
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On 2nd thought, contestant 1 put more thought into her answer, so she wins that round.
 
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