Tell us what you do for a living...

[Blue_London]

software engineer?

Naaaaa.... I really don't think anyone will guess it

 

[mryounggun]

The problem with this thread is that no one is ever gonna guess the right job unless you are intimately familiar with the field the person is in.

 

[Blue_London]

Closest people to me don't even know what I do they just know it's in Education

 

[ImaInfluenza]

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Technically true

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I do what ODB does for the community

 

[Sony Montana]

This thread went to shit quick. The Facebook responses were better. I think @Beta the only one who got the premise.

I’ve come to the conclusion that majority of this site lacks critical thinking skills

Look at Cain in here for example

Nigga dead came in and actually said what his position was lol

 

[Dwayne]

I’ve come to the conclusion that majority of this site lacks critical thinking skills

Look at Cain in here for example

Nigga dead came in and actually said what his position was lol

 

[JUDAH]

Im responsible for managing a book of business of about 80 clients. What that boils down to is kissing a** and re-explaining things they should already be privy to.

 

[loud-ninja]

I work at a fortune 100 company. I sit at my desk listening to music and fuckin with y’all all day. Occasionally, that’s interrupted when I have a facilitate meetings with teams of between 9-20 people about new policies, new procedures, overall job performance, etc.

Or handle vip contact issues that other people fucked up.

Or create and deliver a presentation to fill in knowledge gaps with those people. So they can stop fucking up.

Or evaluate their performance in order to understand where they might need additional support.

Etc etc etc etc etc etc.

Something to do with HR?

 

[DOS_patos]

I keep you niggas healthy and alive.

Ungrateful fucks

 

[loud-ninja]

I keep you niggas healthy and alive.

Ungrateful fucks

If a drug company, you forgot to add " broke" as a clue.

 

[DOS_patos]

If a drug company, you forgot to add " broke" as a clue.

What drug company you know that's broke?

 

[DOS_patos]

Also.....you limited me to industry.....I'm in privated and academia.

Private may not have money....but academia is usually funded by industry... industry gets grants from govt

 

[loud-ninja]

What drug company you know that's broke?

Naw, I meant the people that need the drugs are paying a large amount for them. Just to keep them alive

 

[DOS_patos]

Naw, I meant the people that need the drugs are paying a large amount for them. Just to keep them alive

my fault....for misunderstanding.
But
True...

You'd be surprised the cost of a pill. The marked prices are incredible.

 

[mryounggun]

Something to do with HR?

Negative

 

[TonyDubbz]

I sit in a room at a desk and make stuff on the computer. I play with paper a lot too

 

[B_A]

I go in, learn the job, then make it better.

 

[TheNightKing]

i sit at my desk playing on my computer until ppl email me asking me to do stuff..

i do the stuff....then get back to playing on my computer

IT Help Desk

 

[TheNightKing]

I go in, learn the job, then make it better.

Lean and/or Six Sigma related.