COMMUNITY Tell me about a time you lied for no reason
- Thread starter Rubato
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Rubato
it only matters to us
When I was in 4th grade the teacher asked us about family we had in other states (since we was learning about the states).
I was probably tryna impress a girl or something but I do have family in AZ, I just couldn’t remember the city at the time.
So I looked at the map and was like “yeah my aunt and uncle live in Tucson.”
She was like “well, it’s pronounced ‘Too-Sawn’ but that’s pretty cool.”
Damn…you got me
I was probably tryna impress a girl or something but I do have family in AZ, I just couldn’t remember the city at the time.
So I looked at the map and was like “yeah my aunt and uncle live in Tucson.”
She was like “well, it’s pronounced ‘Too-Sawn’ but that’s pretty cool.”
Damn…you got me
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
lemme guess, you pronounced it "Tuck-sun"???
Rubato
it only matters to us
Of course lmao
ImaInfluenza
Who do you think you are? I am
I lied to a chick about having a brother, don’t even remember why, cried real tears about his fake death for pussy. Totally forgot I lied about that shit, she brings him up. I tell her, fuck are you talking about, I don’t have a brotha
Rubato
it only matters to us
How did he die?
When I bought a car a few weeks ago I was lying my ass off to the salesman. Dont know what came over me I just felt like making up shit for everything he was asking. Lied about my age, lied about my bday, lied about where I live, lied about places I used to work, lied about what I like to do for fun. He was tryna build a rapport and I was in that mf just being the personification of duck tales.
Elzo69Renaissance
These scars are the only real proof they could not
Told a chick my name was Mohamed Malcolm X or some shit like that……I kick it her or whatever bout 6 months later I’m at the atm w my gf in the car ….here comes this chick talking Mohamed….. hit her w the I think u got the wrong person ….
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ImaInfluenza
Who do you think you are? I am
I think I said he got shot
Rubato
it only matters to us
Lol don’t they have to look up shit like your age to sell you a car?
ImaInfluenza
Who do you think you are? I am
I see shit like that in movies and shows and I’ve always wanted to do it myself but I’m too serious a person to do it. Salute to you
Rubato
it only matters to us
Hypothetical condolences..
ImaInfluenza
Who do you think you are? I am
Lol..I actually do have a brother tho..probably only spent like a total of 3 months around him in my entire life..non consecutive…
da nigga a hiphop video director..seen him post pics with whiz khalifa and 50 after a video shoot on Instagram..hit him in the comments letting him know I’m proud of em…da nigga lil man’d Me..
Last time I ever spoke to that nigga
Elzo69Renaissance
These scars are the only real proof they could not
Thought u had to show a drivers license
On the paperwork I told the truth but when he was just making small talk I was lying lol
Different person took it. Salesman who i was dealing with didn't see any of my info til I finished filling out paperwork and he had to run it back to the finance ppl.
Also he was asking me all that during the test drive. So it was no consequences for my lies lol
I felt kinda bad after but it was still funny. Got the car so that's all that matters
Rubato
it only matters to us
He prob thought you was a super scammer when shit wasn’t lining up…but commission is commission lol
I wanted to see if he'd mention it when he came back but he didn't lol