So a friend calls you......

Diabolical_Dos

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while you are asleep like 5 times. and they leave a message that they think something is wrong and the feel like their mate is up to something and they are scared.

you call them immediately when you wake up and they dont answer.

you keep calling them thru the day and they still dont answer. but then finally text you that they will call you soon.

after about two hours you get a text from them that they thought their mate had poisoned them because they got sick but it turns out it wasnt nothing the mate did and they will call you later.

how do you take this?
 
Maybe try to talk to them and to try and gauge if its something deeper or serious going on that would even make them draw that conclusion.

Like is your head fucked up or is your relationship fucked up. It's one, the other, or both. We gonna get to the bottom of that shit tho.
 
like this shit sounds crazy.

what could possibly be the reason you would think your mate would poison you?

or if you get sick you think they did something to your food.

how?
how?
how?

i have so many questions.
 
1. The spouse is up to something and trying to cover their butt

2. The accuser is feeling guilty of something they’ve done to their spouse and thinks that they’ve found out

are my two thought processes

why murder is the rational conclusion, idk... but making it seem like it was accidental is the only way one is more likely to get away w it
 
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i take it as im probably gonna back away from this person

you called ME, five times? because you thought you were being poisoned?

:lookatthismf:
i dont really deal with those kinda people lol
 
Nah nah I don't like emotional pressure At ALL.

Brudda and I wudda had to have a talk man like bro I'm here for you but consider how you left me and how long for

It's not many people who'd call me in a situation like that but the ones who would should kno' I wouldnt like it at all

Like fam you thought your wife posined you??? You gotta give me a good reason why you thought that or nah man that's weak
 
Im usually there for my friends but this is a situation where once I confirn everyone is safe, im removing myself and cutting mfers off.

Situation is too crazy.

Like you need money? I got you. Your girl did you dirty and you wanna go to the bar/strip club and vent? I got you. We gotta jump a mfer? Say no more. You need a ride? No doubt. List goes on.

But you think your s/o poisoned you? Lmao. That shit is super crazy and a situation im not used to and want no parts of.
 
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Tell him to go to the hospital and get checked out. The poison should still be in their system.

Otherwise there's not much you can do.
 
'My nigga, I have SO many questions. So hit me back when you get a chance. Don't fuck around. Don't think I won't come knock on the fuckin' door, my nigga.'

Depending on who it is and my relationship with that friend, I'd need a detailed description of what the fuck he was talking about. But either way, I'd at least need a follow up phone call so I can make sure everything is everything.
 
I'd get them to really think about what made them jump to that conclusion as SOs poisoning each other isn't normal nor does it come out of nowhere.

Also, next time it happens, try to remember that I'm not poison control and that if they want to increase their chances of survival, try them next time, not me.

I'd say it in a nice way, though.
 
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