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Simp of the Year Nomination Thread

This election was rigged.
All votes need to be thrown out.
The signatures don't match and Russians hacked to systems.
 
Always thought simping on forums to be, following a chick around. Every thread she in, you in and you gasing up everything she posts as the greatest ever. Jumping to her defense at the slightest nuisances of disrespect. Getting upset when other guys speak kindly of her. And by her, I mean every female that posts.

You know..acting like Sleep

i only name dropped you to get back at you for that pale palm comment u made the other day nigga + I needed a 3rd

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Honestly I can only think of one person...

@Chicity

As soon as @Lea signed up...my nigga pounced like

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Was already on it b4 a formal introduction was dropped. Lol.
 
I was young and ALMOST simped ONCE.......highschool years....I changed highschools for this heartless bitch, she never even talked to me once I transfered.....AOL days.....then one day she calls me crying (already made my own friends and circle...so fuck her right?) she broke up with the 3rd football player for a month and said it was her birthday....i said awwwwwwwwwww what do you want (still tryinging to hit) she said a cd i cant remember the name (dumb bitch music).....she said really you can put them in my mail box.......like her literal mail box and not even invite me in or come outside........I LEARNED EARLY
 
@Azlyn, how good are you at tenderizing meat with your hands and those nails?

I don't wanna read about how long it's been, just wanna know what ya skills like
 
@Azlyn, how good are you at tenderizing meat with your hands and those nails?

I don't wanna read about how long it's been, just wanna know what ya skills like
damn.....homie aint even try to soften the question or nothing.

he aint for the shit today
 
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