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Repetitive Storylines We Need To Leave In 2018

Family gets together during a reunion/Christmas/thanksgiving etc. One member is the black sheep of the family a bum and can never hold down a jobanother is the golden boy/girl that can do no wrong perfect kids perfect wife. There’s a devastating family secret that gets out (daddy ain’t really they daddy or something) fights break out but they come to find family is more than just blood then they all do the electric slide at the end.

Starring Madea or Cisely Tyson as Big Mama
Gabrielle Union, Sanaa Lathan, Ludacris and DC Young Fly as the brothers and sisters
Cedric the entertainer as the crazy uncle
John Witherspoon as John Witherspoon

Damn I hope Tyler Perry don’t see this thread
 
Wedding movie, groom gets cold feet or past cheating gets revealed. Bride gets tight calls wedding off, Groom tries to woo her back in a big crowd of people. Someone yells out go get your man. Kiss. Next scene wedding. The ain’t shit groomsman character does a complete 180 from Scumbag to Russell Wilson lite, gives stand up guy toast. Ugly bridesmaid catches bouquet. *credits*
 
Hard to say for me cuz I'll watch anything if it looks good. I saw something that said there's really only like 5-6 plot lines that exist and have been recycled throughout history. Difference is in execution.

Anything slave-y or white savior-ish will more than likely get skipped tho.
The Allegory of the Cave + The Passion = The Matrix Trilogy...
 
White people going in the direction of danger
White girl falling
White people wanting to stay in a obviously haunted house
White girl dropping their keys
 
White people going in the direction of danger
White girl falling
White people wanting to stay in a obviously haunted house
White girl dropping their keys

Keep going...

White guy wanting to be hero

White guy telling the white chick "Its nothing" when they hear a noise in the dark while sexing

White guy/chick miraculously finding a way by themselves to kill the creature that slaughtered the whole crew

White guy and chick the only 2 survivors after all the minorities (asian, manly like lesbian, latino, handicap one in a wheelchair, and of course the black folks) are killed off

The whole police departments, SWAT, DEA, and every emergency vehicle within a 10mi radius showing up AFTER the lone muthafucca hobbles out, after they defeated the terrorist villians by themselves.
 
cheesy brotha w/ the non threatening fro and casual sweater saves the sweet fat chick from abusive husband, makes her his famous chili and takes the kids out while she takes the hardest, longest thug nap of her life on his couch.........







wait, these niggas been making movies off of MY character

:huh2:







:word??:Im the man in 3B
 
racist white character is forced to interact with a black character and by the end of the movie they become slightly less racist

racist white character shows they're a piece of shit throughout the whole movie, does something slightly heroic towards the end and all should be forgiven
 
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cheesy brotha w/ the non threatening fro and casual sweater saves the sweet fat chick from abusive husband, makes her his famous chili and takes the kids out while she takes the hardest, longest thug nap of her life on his couch.........







wait, these niggas been making movies off of MY character

:huh2:







:word??:Im the man in 3B
Lol..dem broken chicks taking hard thug naps on ur couch, taking hard thug dick while u at work
 
I'm STILL looking for a authentic super VILLAIN movie, preferably a Darth Vader, Joker, or Lex Luthor joint.

Vemon was half-ass.
 
I'm STILL looking for a authentic super VILLAIN movie, preferably a Darth Vader, Joker, or Lex Luthor joint.

Vemon was half-ass.

I've been wanting a Darth Vader movie for the longest but since Disney under Disney I know the shit is going to be trash, just look at the two bullshit movies they already put out.
 
I've been wanting a Darth Vader movie for the longest but since Disney under Disney I know the shit is going to be trash, just look at the two bullshit movies they already put out.

Force Awakens, Rouge One, Last Jedi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Them horseshit ones from the early 2000's
 
I actually like Revenge Of The Sith but those other two are trash. Of the last 3 movies Rogue One is the only movie I like
 
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