RANDOM Movie Quotes You Blurt Out In Everyday Conversations 😏

[illestni99ainne]

I'll start,

But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community...

 

[konceptjones]

From Friday: "Why you don't like Hector?"
"Claawwwd have mercy"
"And you know this... Maaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

Weird Science: "Fats man... lemme tell you my story man..."
"Hey, he don't even have his license Lisa!"
"You're out of shape, I'll kick your ass"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Shit... I shamelessly quote so much of this movie it's ridiculous.

 

[TTBF]

 

[illestni99ainne]

And

 

[TTBF]

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

 

[Lab Baby]

The ENTIRE duration of Dumb and Dumber lives rent free in my head.

Me whenever a customer tells me about their eating habits when I'm slicing their cold cuts

 

[Gray Matter]

 

[illestni99ainne]

If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammad Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine...

 

[Achewon87]

 

[illestni99ainne]

I've done this

 

[GOAT]

 

[GOAT]