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White cat at my old job used to sleep at his computer and anytime somebody would come up to him and wake him up he’d say “Amen...” like he was praying and then start engaging in tha convo lmao
 
LUClEN said:
You office folks are weird. You're already just sitting there, the fuck you need a break from?

Easiest way to get out of doing productive shit on a job site is either take a long shit break or smoke a cigarette. Shit break can buy you as long as 20 mins if you're an old head. You can milk a smoke break for close to 10 mins with a little effort.

I hear it's even better for the union guys but Im not at that level yet.
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Maaaan look. There's perks to this office life.

Because I work in IT, one of the things I used to do was go hide in the datacenter and catch some Z's. Couldn't do that at AmEx 'cause they got cameras all over the place but damned near every other spot that's what I did. One company had different rooms for each project's own datacenter, and I was working on several at a time so if I came in late for work or late from lunch I'd just be like "I had to stop over at so-and-so's server room before coming to my desk". One company had servers at a colo a couple of miles from the corp HQ. I'd let shit stack up then let everyone know I'm heading over to the colo and that was 4-6 hrs I could be gone easily. Colo was noisy as shit, but we had a couple of chairs and a table in our cage and I had noise canceling headphones for my phone so catching an hour nap was nothin.
 
like @konceptjones

Im in IT....

Man it is so easy to fuck off lmao

Im the lead tech at corporate so sometimes I gotta go and deal with the dept heads and managers shit so ill just leave...

“Where you been?”

“I was in Ops Manager office helping him install a program”

“Oh...ok”

Lmao

I also lead projects and help with imaging so I always got beacoup laptops open and running in my office

“What you doing?”
“Updating this image”
“Oh...ok”

And just walking back and forth between my office and staging

“What you doing”
“Staging some machines for deployment”
“Oh....ok”

Lmaooo
 
Another perk in IT is no one cares.

We dont clock in, we dont clock out.

You can come in whenever you want, and bounce as soon as you hit 8 hours.

Working in development, I'm given a task and expected to get it done by a certain date. As long as I developed what I was supposed to by that date, no one will question the fact that im always on my phone and never working.
 
Yall got some cool ass jobs

Where u gotta figure out how to make it look like ur working while not doing shit

N still gettin shit done in time to not do more shit

I been doing it wrong
 
When I worked in a call center I used to call my cell phone from my work phone to pretend I was calling customers.

Fuck I look like haggling folks for money when I got bills myself... Hated that job..
 
I pretend to work pretty much all the time
I work in hvac so my days are always random, but if i go to a call thats a check up and theres no problem im usually playing games on phone or on youtube

Unless a customer comes around me or looks thru a window i never have anyone watching me at work, i see my boss and managers once a week
 
Im a merchandiser so im out on my own all day..time goes by pretty fast and and on slow days i can damn near do anything i want to get my hours as long as my stores are done....bullshittin wit ppl, napping in my truck, playing on my phone, sit down resturants, basically anything cause were never checked on unless a store complains about us
 
Farris2k1 said:
Im a merchandiser so im out on my own all day..time goes by pretty fast and and on slow days i can damn near do anything i want to get my hours as long as my stores are done....bullshittin wit ppl, napping in my truck, playing on my phone, sit down resturants, basically anything cause were never checked on unless a store complains about us
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What kinda merchandising u do?
 
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We got mobi trackers in our trucks, and for some reason my supervisors updates current location every 30 minutes. So when there isn't anything to do, I'll post up behind a building for 30 minutes then drive off to another side of town and post up again. The lead tech for my department told me the sup told him that I'm sneaky, cause Everytime he show up to where I'm pose to be, I'm gone.
 
Word...Life said:
I carry around a clipboard and pen and if o see somebody comin’ while I’m actually fuckin’ around I start to write on tha paper...I usually write “I’m not really writing shit muthafucka!!” over and over again lol
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Looking up and "concentrating" on the products with a clipboard will forever be perceived as looking busy. If a manager walked passed me, then I would slightly talk a little loud to myself, so the dummy will think that I'm productive.
 
T. Sanford said:
Looking up and "concentrating" on the products with a clipboard will forever be perceived as looking busy. If a manager walked passed me, then I would slightly talk a little loud to myself, so the dummy will think that I'm productive.
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Looking up in tha air and doing an imaginary math problem wit’ ya fingers work too...people don’t wanna mess up ya concentration lmao
 
I work for a utility company doing electrical and other types construction work so i can't pretend. I do have some downtime when they assign me to drive a truck. When im in my truck standing by i be sleeping or whatever.
 
I work in IT as well. I Do network engineering. There is always work to do so no one really presses us about not having work. As long as you get your work done, they don't say anything. I sometimes do 2hr lunches. If I'm bored at my cube, I walk around dc with no destination in mind. Last time I walked to the Lincoln memorial. May watch YouTube if I am at my desk.
 
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