Poor Bastards

[The Comedian]

This slow bastard broke into my condo and raided my fridge again. Was gonna kick his ass, but he brought me the current paper.

I've been waiting day and night for him to show up. It's funny how much information you can take when you get rid of sleep.

And here you bastards are all asleep. We'll all be sleeping for a longer period soon... I hear the fridge again...

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

What are you even saying though?
';'p]]

 

[Ironman]

What are you even saying though?
';'p]]

The Comedian has always been a out there motherfucker

 

[The Comedian]

What are you even saying though?
';'p]]

Listen. Here's a joke. What do you get from the deaths of poets, artists, scientists and engineers?

The Comedian has always been a out there motherfucker

This always on tin can bastard is tapping lines. This is why humans should support recycling.

 

[Ironman]

Listen. Here's a joke. What do you get from the deaths of poets, artists, scientists and engineers?



This always on tin can bastard is tapping lines. This is why humans should support recycling.

We gotta badass over here

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

Listen. Here's a joke. What do you get from the deaths of poets, artists, scientists and engineers?

:so:

 

[Ironman]

:so:

If you've ever seen Watchmen this is hilarious and quite impressive

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you've ever seen Watchmen this is hilarious and quite impressive

I've seen it but I was so shocked by it I don't remember nothing but that rape scene and the blue dudes dick lol

 

[Shotta]

well i'm not watching that movie

 

[The Comedian]

:so:

More work left alone, not in its final stage. Pieces of the puzzle, a horror mightier than death. All of this information laid to waste without a glimpse because of your weak stature.

 

[The Comedian]

If you've ever seen Watchmen this is hilarious and quite impressive

There's no Watchmen movie. That bird freak wrote a book, unless this is what the grunge movement is all about.

I've seen it but I was so shocked by it I don't remember nothing but that rape scene and the blue dudes dick lol

Consensual.

Jon wasn't always wearing underwear, but that's the joke. His penis could be any size yet it was less than average.