pigs in a blanket

[King Freeman]

every time I hear someone refer to titties as "breasts" I think of this scene.

 

[ChicagoFigure]

U think the women here are showing me their breast?

So if u don't see aereola it dont count? Smh

 

[konceptjones]

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[ImaInfluenza]

So if u don't see aereola it dont count? Smh

Women got their breast out in their avis?..I'm always on mobile. I had no idea

 

[King Freeman]

Koncept at the mall.

 

[AZTG]

This thread had me dyin. People wildin out here.

 

[konceptjones]

Koncept at the mall.

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Freeman on the app

 

[Duwop]

Hilarious

 

[King Freeman]

Koncept old ass trying to wash down those same sausages he talking about...

 

[konceptjones]

Koncept old ass trying to wash down those same sausages he talking about...

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you don't even get it.

 

[King Freeman]

you don't even get it.

I got it. It just doesn't apply to me. Ion eat dick.

 

[konceptjones]

I got it. It just doesn't apply to me. Ion eat dick.

Still don't get it.

 

[King Freeman]

Still don't get it.

Keep trying to flip the narrative Gandolf.

 

[konceptjones]

Keep trying to flip the narrative Gandolf.

So you REALLY don't get the joke, do you?

 

[konceptjones]

Nah I seen a pair recently that made me rethink that stance

Big ole titties used to be my thing until I hit about 20, then it was all about ass.

mind you, that's what I would drool over, but the women I usually ended up with typically had athletic bodies. One night stands or 3am broads might have fat titties or a ginormous ass, but the chicks I settled down with were never like that.

 

[SeaSnake]

So you REALLY don't get the joke, do you?

min lost as well

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Big ole titties used to be my thing until I hit about 20, then it was all about ass.

mind you, that's what I would drool over, but the women I usually ended up with typically had athletic bodies. One night stands or 3am broads might have fat titties or a ginormous ass, but the chicks I settled down with were never like that.

You met with your standards way before I did, congrats. Growing up I had likes and dislikes, physical attributes that would make me jump out the window first and holla.

But when it came to females being the one to approach me..it was like..

Ass ain't really thick, body ain't really hitting, face kinda aight..not ideal

:ualreadyknow:

But she got a pussy so I'll make it work.

Then around 21, I became more of personality guy so she could have all of the physical attributes that made me jump out the window and a shitty personality would make her ugly to me.

That's not do say..ya mean..I wouldnt fuck, I just wouldnt feel good about it

 

[konceptjones]

You met with your standards way before I did, congrats. Growing up I had likes and dislikes, physical attributes that would make me jump out the window first and holla.

But when it came to females being the one to approach me..it was like..

Ass ain't really thick, body ain't really hitting, face kinda aight..not ideal

:ualreadyknow:

But she got a pussy so I'll make it work.

Then around 21, I became more of personality guy so she could have all of the physical attributes that made me jump out the window and a shitty personality would make her ugly to me.

That's not do say..ya mean..I wouldnt fuck, I just wouldnt feel good about it

Fam... I had chicks that these days y'all would swear were Build-A-Broad and had fucked up personalities that I really couldn't stand and she couldn't really stand my ass, but the sex was top-notch so we would still fuck from time to time.

 

[Love]

It's always funny to see the lil dick MF’s talk shit in threads like this.

Also, my vagina is intact FYI

 

[ImaInfluenza]

It's always funny to see the lil dick MF’s talk shit in threads like this.

Also, my vagina is intact FYI

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What else would it be?

That's an absolutely perfect gif for you by the way. You should make that ur AVI