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One time a homeboy of mine asked/said....

One of my home boys was without a whip for a minute. I forgot why but at times, he wouldn't have his ducks in the row. Sometimes he can be irresponsible. I was going out of town on another Michigan run, and he asked can he borrow my car while I was out of town. I was confused because my car is set up that it don't move unless I'm in it
 
My best homie and them had beef w the niggas around the corner like real on sight death beef w the dudes 2 blocks away like niggas sharing a train station and shit

So one day we catch one of them niggas put the beats on him a week a later I hit my homie to check in he like man niggas jumped me then as he on the ground he hears a zipper opening one of them dudes pulled it out to pee on him ā€¦..
 
Playing call of duty one day with my friends. One of the dudes I was real cool with since middle school just asked meā€ what did I do to make it to the egg firstā€

This nigga was known to say dumb off the wall shit and make up extreme scenarios so at times I never payed him no mind.

Back to the story :

Me: what you talking about now bruh

Him: nigga think about it. You here, you got to your momā€™s egg first. How you do it? I know me I swam pass them other niggas like get out the way Iā€™m getting to that egg.

Me: ( Staring at the wall to the left of me puzzled) Yo coop Iā€™m not about to entertain that question because itā€™s dumb.

Him: itā€™s not dumb itā€™s real shit. All those other sperms but you weee the one that made it. You triumphed.

Me: no itā€™s dumb because Iā€™m sure youā€™re the only person that ever brought that up as a serious question and was not joking. I never thought of that and never would until you just asked me that.

That shit zoned me out so bad I started losing on the game and contemplating our friendship and all the dumb stuff he would say in the past came full circle. I remembered my brother asking was my friend slow one time.
 
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Friend: Man, I just do it my own way, yall can keep that check up/doctor shit, I got my own way of knowing

Me: What's your way? Tell us

Friend: the way you can tell she's burning, take some ear wax outta your left ear and put it on her cat, and if she jumps that's how you know

Me: And that works for you?

Friend: Haven't seen a doctor yet nigga, "walks off"
 
Friend: Man, I just do it my own way, yall can keep that check up/doctor shit, I got my own way of knowing

Me: What's your way? Tell us

Friend: the way you can tell she's burning, take some ear wax outta your left ear and put it on her cat, and if she jumps that's how you know

Me: And that works for you?

Friend: Haven't seen a doctor yet nigga, "walks off"

Damn @AP3.0 , you a nasty dude.
 
Damn @AP3.0 , you a nasty dude.

Nah it wasn't that dude, but it was a time, the nigga:

He wit a chick, I'm chilling on the side of them, letting him rock out, I hear out the nigga mouth he tells the chick, "yea, shid, I gotta get up early and fly to Cali, I'm bout to go and shoot a Coalgate commercial on tomorrow"

Her : oh for real, look at you, you all that huh, I see. you got pretty and white teeth.

Him: yea, yea, it aint nothing "laughs" "shows teeth"

Me: tears forming in my eyes from holding my laugh LMAO

Not sure if that counts for this premise of this thread, but LMAO

Nigga said it with a straight face.
 
Nah it wasn't that dude, but it was a time, the nigga:

He wit a chick, I'm chilling on the side of them, letting him rock out, I hear out the nigga mouth he tells the chick, "yea, shid, I gotta get up early and fly to Cali, I'm bout to go and shoot a Coalgate commercial on tomorrow"

Her : oh for real, look at you, you all that huh, I see. you got pretty and white teeth.

Him: yea, yea, it aint nothing "laughs" "shows teeth"

Me: tears forming in my eyes from holding my laugh LMAO

Not sure if that counts for this premise of this thread, but LMAO

Nigga said it with a straight face.
This not the premise of this thread

BUT

@loud-ninja šŸ™‹šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø
 
Come to think of it she said a lot of wild shit in regards to that nigga. We drove around looking for him one day for hours. She pulled up to this crack house and said ā€œcome on, letā€™s go in!ā€

I went home and ainā€™t visit her for a good minute.
lolā€¦I had a similar type thing where I spent hours early morning looking for a friends wife

And it turns out she was at a family function the whole time. We get there, he goes in and gets her. As soon as they get in the yard, the family jumped him.

And when they look and saw I was the car that brought him. When they approached the car, I drove off and went home
 
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