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Saturday started off great with a early morning text from a chick that I used to mess with that had good chemistry. She moved out the city but moved back this week.

Her: "Good morning, Sanford. Hey, I'm back in the city for good. I miss you. Hopefully, I can see you tonight".

*checks phone to see who texted me*

Me:
 
I been doing this positive affirmation shit from therapy. I gotta tell yall, u positive mufuckas was out here wit the cheat code. Had I known that thinking positive about a shitty situation leads to the situation being less shitty. Like, yea theres what I'm sure is a pubic hair in my drink..but..shorty behind the register looked at my dick.

I'd be a much illa nigga
 
Incognita G said:
I been doing this positive affirmation shit from therapy. I gotta tell yall, u positive mufuckas was out here wit the cheat code. Had I known that thinking positive about a shitty situation leads to the situation being less shitty. Like, yea theres what I'm sure is a pubic hair in my drink..but..shorty behind the register looked at my dick.

I'd be a much illa nigga
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Nice. Now just don't get too optimistic to where it blinds you, and you'll be straight out in these streets.

I use laughter as my #1 coping mechanism. Sometime, you gotta just laugh at shit to keep from either crying or just tearing up shit.
 
My ex’s gf called me and cursed me out. When she stopped, she sat there waiting for a response from me, I guess. It was kinda weird. So, I asked her where do we go from here.

She was lit! I stopped her and said to just tell that nigga to call me when she calms down. I just lost a client. That nigga was buying shirts from me for her birthday.
 
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