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Seen a flannel shirt today, forgot it used to be cool to dress like a lumber jack, also.
 
Yo you think they called or texted eachother when they got to their final destionations or wrote fuck you letters via snail mail? That was some serious passive aggresive skill set.
 
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Hey yall, this random person sent this to my inbox. Imma pass along the message. Are yall interested in making a few thousands before the holidays? Let's act like this is an ethical business practice
 
I forgot hacky sack existed, I seen some guys playing earlier...it felt like I went through a time warp.....I asked if i could record them but they said gtfoh
What you commented wasn’t dumb but you shoulda stopped at time warp the rest is just extra.


Put ya chest out and Buck Up and don’t let ya self get bullied and stop apologizing...

This doesn’t mean pm me or add me on other sites it’s just a friendly gesture...
 
The craziest shit happened at work today.

They had a retirement celebration for this lady. She's introduced me and alot of coworkers to black people in management that we need to get to know. So we all go up to her party to celebrate before she leaves.

With her are 2 godchildren, 2 grandchildren family and this guy from her church.

Towards the end its about 7 of us left all black and I'm talking with the blacks in upper management there.

The lady retiring mentions some music and the guy from the church gets up. He pulls out this wireless karaoke mic. At first I thought he was gonna play the kind of music you would here in the doctors office.

This nigga starts to play and sing this gospel song. It's a song he wrote himself and sings in the church. It's nothing but a small group of blacks and he signing gospel.

All of us had this look like "wtf is this shit here..." I could feel the manager who I directly report to embarrassment and disgust. One of the Managing Directors so smooth with it he actually closed the doors so nobody from the outside would see what was going on.

The song lyrics had "I was too busy in the club instead of worshiping you, when I was down in out and drinking alcohol smoking weed and cocaine but you saved me"

Even worse dude kept looking at me like this song is gonna have me join the church and I'm just standing there like

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After he got done we shockingly clapped and I hugged my coworker told her enjoy retirement and then dipped out with my manager.
 
I'm at the mall & this nigga from New Orleans walked up to me, trying to sell a rap cd. Niggas kill me sometimes smh. Nigga you ain't UGK. Why are you trying to sell me something that I never heard of? Practice your sales pitch. Also, get with the times. Niggas don't listen to cds anymore. Give them cds out for free. That's one of or thee best promotion. Now this nigga walking around the mall with a hand full of cds that he can't get rid of smh. Shoot yourself and your marketing team.
 
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What if he was ahead of his time though or really gifted, just not tech savy? You should have atleast gave him a listen. Not saying purchase but atleast asked to hear something.
 
The craziest shit happened at work today.

They had a retirement celebration for this lady. She's introduced me and alot of coworkers to black people in management that we need to get to know. So we all go up to her party to celebrate before she leaves.

With her are 2 godchildren, 2 grandchildren family and this guy from her church.

Towards the end its about 7 of us left all black and I'm talking with the blacks in upper management there.

The lady retiring mentions some music and the guy from the church gets up. He pulls out this wireless karaoke mic. At first I thought he was gonna play the kind of music you would here in the doctors office.

This nigga starts to play and sing this gospel song. It's a song he wrote himself and sings in the church. It's nothing but a small group of blacks and he signing gospel.

All of us had this look like "wtf is this shit here..." I could feel the manager who I directly report to embarrassment and disgust. One of the Managing Directors so smooth with it he actually closed the doors so nobody from the outside would see what was going on.

The song lyrics had "I was too busy in the club instead of worshiping you, when I was down in out and drinking alcohol smoking weed and cocaine but you saved me"

Even worse dude kept looking at me like this song is gonna have me join the church and I'm just standing there like

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After he got done we shockingly clapped and I hugged my coworker told her enjoy retirement and then dipped out with my manager.
I was sketchy at first because this a lotta words from someone who doesn't type a lit but the story was funny and well written

Good shit
 
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