bruh I hate bitch ass niggaz...
There's this Hispanic lawyer who's banned from our bar... Because he's an asshole...
Dude mad disrespectful and it's like he gets off on fucking with people.
I didn't know he was banned from our bar... But he tried to come in tonight with a "service dog"
Oddly enough... Just a few weeks ago.... We came across something that said bars technically don't have to allow service animals in.. Especially if the kitchen is closed and all we serve is alcohol.... So he walks in... And I ask him does he have papers for his dog as I kinda signal the bartenders for assistance...
Well one of the bartenders recognized the guy, and was like naw fuck him... He's banned...
So I turn to him and say sorry bro.... Nothing I can do for you. Have a good night.
But he's like completely trying to asshole his way in by talking all types of silly shit.. I ignored most of it....
Then he really starts fucking with me.... Saying I kinda look like Joe Frasier.... So I laugh like... Naw not even close...
Then he goes .... Well you're ugly like him..
And I was like, yea your dog is ugly as fuck too... What is that a seeing eye rat?? It helps you find peanut butter n shit??
People start laughing and he invites me outside....
Now it's a party...
So I'm like what's up??
I come out side and instantly just start going in on this niggaz dog.... Like joke after joke... This nigga getting mad like he's ready to fight....
Calling me a pussy... Bitch... All that shit.... But by this point bartenders are outside and they're like
Chill D this guy's a lawyer... He's just looking for a excuse to sue this place....
And that just fucked me all up....
Like it burns my skin to think that there are people who disrespectfully call folk out soley to press charges...
Like what in the whole fuck??
I mean I can't even begin to express how ridiculously stupid that is.
You know how easy it is for a no nothing nigga to get a job at Bar??
I mean, yes...I got shit to lose. I got kids, a wife, jobs.... With an s.... Hella bills, responsibilities.... All that
But he don't know that.
For all he know I could be a multiple time felon with NOTHING to lose.
I could be that guy who doesn't give a one fuck about jail, being sued, getting arrested, catching a body.... Any of that...
Like he really don't know.....
How can people operate like that?? How can you go out in the world and just call random strangers out to fight you.... Just so you can press charges later??
Like say no one stops me. No one tells me dude is a lawyer. I go outside... Kick this guy's ass for calling me out.... And in a few weeks my life is ruined as a result, cuz his first move is to press charges....
I hate that the world operates like that.
Whooping a niggaz ass should be a fine at best.
You go to court... The judge asks what happened. I say
Your honor, homie asked me to step outside. He approached me in a threatening manner and fists started to fly.
I just happened to get the better of him.
Judge goes.... Seems fair. $70 fine....
Lemme tell you something..... If all you got for kicking someone's ass was a fine like you get for them speed or red light cameras.....
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I be handing out fades like a barber