Ayo
@Kandy.
Me.
You.
The fireplace.
Bearskin rug.
A bag of Funyuns between us.
I reach in the bag, you reach at the same time. Our hands touch. You feel that jolt of electricity. It travels through your hand, up your arm, down your spine, and into your lady bits. Your side of the rug is now soaking wet.
I lean in and whisper in your ear...seductively...
'Let me finish these Funyuns first.'.
I destroy what is left of the bag real quick...then I destroy your insides...also real quick. You are unimpressed. You make a thread about it the next day. I never return to the ABW, forever shamed.
I don't wanna play this game anymore. SMH.