My uber driver said Micheal Jackson robbed him.

[Water Ur Seeds]

Cab drivers do love telling a story though, I can imagine this dude loves telling his story like some claim to fame:

Passenger: To town centre please

Alphonso: Sure no problem

Passenger: Thanks hows your day been???

Alphonso: Great, other than thinking about how Michael Jackson stole my album cover

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Stevie said Mike stole a lot of stuff