Men: How many women have you dated at one time?

[Rubato]

I've never cheated, but while single.....

Maybe 4 at most...

But I have also displayed the ability to be completely oblivious to the severity of my social status with women....

Like there have been times when a nigga literally wanted some wings and a beer.... And at some point the shit became a date....


Once, I shit you not ... Me and my boy hit up this Lil pool hall that had $5 pitchers of beer on Tuesdays....

Niggaz young.... Single.... What the fuck.... We hanging..

All I did was answer my phone and say where I was at.... Didn't invite chick no the fuck where.......2 months later I'm accused of only taking her on dates to little shitty ass pool halls n shit like that......
. And I'm all like



Who the fuck said that was a date?
We don't even go together!!

Lol see, this is why I asked for a definition

Just cause she decided we dating don’t mean we dating

 

[Duwop]

Lol see, this is why I asked for a definition

Just cause she decided we dating don’t mean we dating

Bruh...I hang out.... That's what I do.....

And I have no issues with people meeting up with me while I'm out...

But I don't count that shit as a date.... At least not to me

But I've been accused of this often in life.... Way too often, to the point that I just conceded and said I don't know what the fuck a date is no more...

I'm out the game anyway.... At least my wife dont consider going to the market and home Depot dates.... Shit

 

[Lou Cypher]

Just one. She was annoying enough I couldnt handle another one.

 

[shutupGabi]

Most was 9.

most at once? 12.

I'm amazed and disgusted at the same time

 

[DOS_patos]

4

only was able to see three.
i saw 2 each day...the main and the sides had alternating days.

 

[IP360]

I'm amazed and disgusted at the same time

Why??

 

[shutupGabi]

Why??

Idk lol

 

[konceptjones]

I'm amazed and disgusted at the same time

I think back at it and even now I'm amazed I could juggle so many women with nothing more than a pager on my hip.

 

[shutupGabi]

I think back at it and even now I'm amazed I could juggle so many women with nothing more than a pager on my hip.

It had to have been way easier to juggle back then than now

 

[IP360]

I think back at it and even now I'm amazed I could juggle so many women with nothing more than a pager on my hip.

This.

I told them how I wasn't lookin for anything serious, b/cI just got out of a relationship. That was on them if they decided to stick around.

 

[Hundredeyes]

5 and it ended with me switching apartments and phone numbers because I ended up falling in love with one of them and cut the others off when the love got answered. Best decision I ever made lol, happy and with a healthy son now 6/7 years later.

 

[1/2]

2-3 tops but we're talking teenage shit.....nothing serious that would have affected anyones lives

and I was clear about not being exclusive back then

 

[Ibex]

5 and I didn’t strap on none of them.

 

[Rubato]

5 and I didn’t strap on none of them.

That next STD test felt like either winning or losing the Super Bowl

 

[MallyG]

I usually kept 5 @ the absolute most in a rotation, but 3 is good enough nowadays. This doesn't count the brawds that hit me on the Bat Phone (late night hoe distress signal)..... that ain't dating, that's smash & dash.

Ion care how a nikka try to kick it, tryna juggle/balance Fiftyleven women is tiring and a lot of work!

I ain't got time for my phone to be blowin' up like Mike Jones number in 05 and to be remembering all these hoes names, previous convos, not to mention goin' out for drinks and shit. If that's you, keep doin' ya thang b/c you shonuff better than me!

 

[DOS_patos]

It had to have been way easier to juggle back then than now

true...cause chicks now be like....can we facetime?

man i was once in the DR being a nigga and got a call to do videocall/...im like , im out. call me right back. cant have phones on the street here. niggas will snatch yo shit.

went to the hotel and cleaned up. then videocall.
she was like....like me see the room. let me see the bathroom.

thats when i learned something.

chicks got a trick.
they take toilet paper off the roll and put it on the back of the toilet. they then stuff the hole with toilet paper. that lets a chick know a chick was there.

i peeped game. spread the word and all my homies noticed the same thing.

 

[DOS_patos]

This.

I told them how I wasn't lookin for anything serious, b/cI just got out of a relationship. That was on them if they decided to stick around.

fuck that...i told them they all was the only one....that was the challenge,.

i had pussy up to my eyeballs. good coochie too. i always slept good back then.

 

[IP360]

true...cause chicks now be like....can we facetime?

man i was once in the DR being a nigga and got a call to do videocall/...im like , im out. call me right back. cant have phones on the street here. niggas will snatch yo shit.

went to the hotel and cleaned up. then videocall.
she was like....like me see the room. let me see the bathroom.

thats when i learned something.

chicks got a trick.
they take toilet paper off the roll and put it on the back of the toilet. they then stuff the hole with toilet paper. that lets a chick know a chick was there.

i peeped game. spread the word and all my homies noticed the same thing.

...wait what??

 

[DOS_patos]

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...wait what??

real shit...
think abot it....most chicks you smash will go to the bathroom to "freshen up"
and all women use toilet paper...thats the one thing you cant hide from them, toilet paper.

 

[DOS_patos]

if your shit look like the full roll

you fucking with a vet.