Let’s talk about marriage and condoms…

[Loch121]

if you and your wife are done having kids or know you don't want any and for some reason she can't or it's better option not to use birth control,I guess it's logical.

 

[Duwop]

I used condoms on every chick I fucked.

I stopped using them on my wife like after a month or so from when we started fucking.


We did use them for a bit after the first kid.... But it's been like 9 years since I put one on. And our life is very healthy

 

[loud-ninja]

This thread is Bizzaro World. Then again, so is most of ABW.

I doubt most of you dirty dick male humans were using those shits in the first place, even before some of you got married.

Let’s do another thread: how many STIs /unplanned kids have you had?

Bet that thread does diamond.

Lol, there was a thread asking if people ever caught a std or sti.

 

[Big Lurko]

You worrying about his sperm count? Not a good look, man. This aint "legend" material

Ahhh i love responses like this...

 

[Big Lurko]

Lol, there was a thread asking if people ever caught a std or sti.

I think niggas went out their way to avoid that mufucka loll

 

[loud-ninja]

Ahhh i love responses like this...

Oh, is that cause of the "narrow urethra" comments, lol. Pause.

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Couldn’t do it. Shit, that’s mostly the reason I don’t cheat no more because once you have raw pussy that condom sex feels completely uncivilized

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Couldn’t do it. Shit, that’s mostly the reason I don’t cheat no more because once you have raw pussy that condom sex feels completely uncivilized

Just don’t wear a condom

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Pause

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Just don’t wear a condom

I can’t have my wife baking a loaf of bread in her draws

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I can’t have my wife baking a loaf of bread in her draws

Just accuse her of cheating

 

[Big Lurko]

Oh, is that cause of the "narrow urethra" comments, lol. Pause.

Lol ive just come to realize im a very polarizing figure on these here internets and wont be fully appreciated till im gone...

And im ok with that. Goats rarely ever get their flowers on time.

 

[Big Lurko]

Just accuse her of cheating

Yoooo this is too real lmao. I did this shit once with a ex way back in the day but the internet aint getting that story.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Lol i aint worn a condom since i was 14 years old. Sure af aint gonna start once im married.

 

[Race Jones]

Naw. It ain’t glorious enough.

This is a much better sight to watch the sun rise.
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That DINK, childfree life.

Carry on.

still cant get over you thinking this jail cell sized “rooftop” was a flex

pretty sure bums and neighborhood street cats have prime access to this “luxury” living as well

 

[Race Jones]

if condoms in marriage equate to some shady looking rooftop and some questionable looking workout equipment

then im strongly aganist contraceptives at this point

marriage or not

raw dog willie 2021

:hehe2:

 

[Big Lurko]

if condoms in marriage equate to some shady looking rooftop and some questionable looking workout equipment

then im strongly aganist contraceptives at this point

marriage or not

raw dog willie 2021

:hehe2:

 

[Mister B.]

if condoms in marriage equate to some shady looking rooftop and some questionable looking workout equipment

then im strongly aganist contraceptives at this point

marriage or not

raw dog willie 2021

:hehe2:

Do the world a favor. Don’t procreate.

EVER.

 

[Duwop]

Y'all wild as shit

 

[Ironman]

Y'all wild as shit