Elzo69Renaissance
Boss Talk only
Damn it u rightthat's Lea you responded to, not chi shitty
Damn it u rightthat's Lea you responded to, not chi shitty
If she smokes cigarettes throw her goofy ass away
You wear hate as nicely as you wear them sweater vestthat's Lea you responded to, not chi shitty
who is that?And that's Mrs Litty to you, nigga
My weed man always tryna holler at me.
The thing is, he gets in my car smelling like whatever he just cooked.
Thing is this nigga must only eat onions and steakums cause he smells turrible.
I always think of Bilal in house party.
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Nah baby girl, it ain't been cold for as long as her heels would suggest.It's cold...maybe she's just behind on her pedicures.
This was eons ago...
I was on a date with a guy I'd just met a few says prior and we were having a pretty good time. Not sparks per se but not dull. So we're nearing to the end of the night and I'm thinking maybe a kiss on the cheek, he turns to me talking about making love...LOVE... to me. I cursed his horny ass out and never saw him again. Like damn, can we build up to that?
If she smokes cigarettes throw her goofy ass away
A @Tayboo sighting is always greatRudeness/lack of common courtesy
Met up with a guy a couple of weeks ago at this little tapas bar. Dude kept snapping his fingers and yelling at the staff for no reason. His number was instantly deleted out of my phone.
Was some years back. I met this young broad who was home from college for the summer. The city I lived in had just built its first Cheddars, and it was a 30 min wait. She is telling me how she is studying to become a chemical engineer...cool. Shit goes left when the food comes. She videos herself and the food saying "Bad bitches eat at Cheddars. You broke hoes eating hot and ready." I let that slide cause I wanted some ass. Dessert comes, and she back at it "Basic bitches cant get a la mode..blah blah blah." Don't get me wrong, I wore her young ass out all summer, but it was Zaxbys and Canes from that point on.
Coochie drippings
Chick took her drawls off and tried to do a quick fold an tuck.
But I wanted to see..
Opened them up.....saw crotch stains....
We needed to play the shower game before I smashed
Her body was off the chain.....I smashed still but didn't eat.
I was fucking with this chick that always ate with her hands. I kept sliding the fork and knife to her she threatened to stab me with it. I gave her 90 days to get her shit together I still stalk her tho
2/3 are lyingHow are ya'll turned off yet still smashing?
It seem like I can't dodge a chick in the city that don't smoke. Shits is a huge turn off. That's why I stay trying to get chicks that's not from here.