COMMUNITY Insomnia Induced Thread: "I cuddled with a bowl of milk because I'm a pimp"

[DuperVillain]

I slapped my lover because I'm sexy like that

 

[IP360]

I shot some crack heads because I have AMAZING....boobs???

 

[KINGEC]

I slept with your grandma because I'm sexy like that

 

[Lord Nemesis]

I shot the Trojan man because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

That one’s actually conceivable

 

[Loquacious]

I beat a bum because I have issues