If your spouse broke both their wrists….

[Loquacious]

Here come @MJ DOOM dragging his crusty lipped ass outta the record store to come critique Kandy threads. What’s up?!

 

[Banginscrew901]

Shit if u gonna eat the ass what’s the issue w wiping it

In your case I'm sure you'll pay somebody to come thru and do it

 

[Black_Samson]

So I just showed this thread to my wife and she said we get a bidet..

Finna be cleaner than all u fuckin heathens.

Thanks Loc!

 

[God_Body]

Here come @MJ DOOM dragging his crusty lipped ass outta the record store to come critique Kandy threads. What’s up?!

 

[Loquacious]

That’s what I thought.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Yes, in sickness and in health carajo

 

[Kzzl]

I get that folks got jokes, but my aunt and uncle clocked 50 years in 2019
In sickness and health means you're gonna have to change that shit bag when the time comes.
That's if y'all are fortunate to even live and last that long.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

I get that folks got jokes, but my aunt and uncle clocked 50 years in 2019
In sickness and health means you're gonna have to change that shit bag when the time comes.
That's if y'all are fortunate to even live and last that long.

/thread

 

[Diabolical_Dos]

Are you gonna help wipe their ass for as long as it takes them to heal?

Yep and have.

wife once had an operation and I did everything and anything she needed.

 

[WilberDMillz]

Yes

 

[DMorgan]

Are you gonna help wipe their ass for as long as it takes them to heal?

 

[Duwop]

Gotta use stuff like that as leverage for later on.

me: babe I’m going out wit my niggas
Her: but I wanted you to stay home
Me: remember that time you broke both ya wrist and I had to wipe ya ass?!? Oh Ard I’ll see you latr

This facts.....

 

[SeaSnake]

Are you gonna help wipe their ass for as long as it takes them to heal?

nah ill spray her with a hose like on 600 lb life

 

[SneakDZA]

Here come @MJ DOOM dragging his crusty lipped ass outta the record store to come critique Kandy threads. What’s up?!

I think the use of the phrase "crusty lipped ass" is particularly egregious in this thread.

 

[loud-ninja]

nah ill spray her with a hose like on 600 lb life

Damn. You gonna treat her like she a whale, lol.

 

[SeaSnake]

Damn. You gonna treat her like she a whale, lol.

outside my kid idk if I can deal with somebody else shit

 

[B_A]

I'm so fucking glad I didn't ever get married after reading all these pressure washer, install a bidet like yesterday, hose, send back to hospital posts. Goddamn! I'd kill that mf after my wrists heal, be plottin the whooooole time.

 

[BDP™️]

LOL...dis you?

FACTS LMAOOOO

 

[OhMars]

Bidet is by far the best idea. I'll spray it down and dry it off.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Bidet is by far the best idea. I'll spray it down and dry it off.

U still got to wipe off after using the bidet