If you were trapped on a desert island...

[1/2]

^thats not gonna end well


lmao @ Du always throwing some balls in there to thwart the home wreckers

I asked what she had on one day this nigga said "my balls, she's wearing my balls"

 

[Eartha Clit]

@Kandycita seems resourceful her goofy can help me build a but and hut and knit new clothes out of palm tree leaves.

Ya damn right!

 

[Eartha Clit]

i don't know about you, but that nigga 1/2 gonna be tryna fuck,.........

You think

 

[Duwop]

^thats not gonna end well


lmao @ Du always throwing some balls in there to thwart the home wreckers

I asked what she had on one day this nigga said "my balls, she's wearing my balls"

This shit got me laughing hard as shit, cuz I dead ass remember that

 

[Lou Cypher]

The most attractive and fertile one.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Black Samson. Hands down.

The rest of you peasants are gonna die within 72 hrs, meanwhile I'll be drinking urine and subsisting on species of edible plants under the instruction of the poster who's been preparing for that very situation since the release of 28 days later

Jamel will just kill you for slowing him down.

 

[IP360]

...whoever gives us the best chance to get off the damn island.

 

[Sony Montana]

Just remember her breath smell like my balls...

 

[TonyDubbz]

Jamel will just kill you for slowing him down.

That nigga would kill him just to hone his survival skills

 

[LUCIEN]

Inb4 Jamel uses my bones to make calcium explosives and signal a rescue plane

"weren't there two of you stranded here?"

"uh, he swam away and got ate. Picks meat from teeth"

 

[Big Lurko]

I got an answer but iono...

Lmaoo where is this from?

 

[Big Lurko]

Black Samson. Hands down.

The rest of you peasants are gonna die within 72 hrs, meanwhile I'll be drinking urine and subsisting on species of edible plants under the instruction of the poster who's been preparing for that very situation since the release of 28 days later

You seem a little too excited to be drinking piss bruh....

 

[Herbal Kint]

You seem a little too excited to be drinking piss bruh....

About to be like:

 

[LUCIEN]

You seem a little too excited to be drinking piss bruh....

 

[Eartha Clit]

My island will be filled with good times and good eating. Hide and seek will last for days.

 

[Sony Montana]

 

[DamnKP]

My island will be filled with good times and good eating. Hide and seek will last for days.

ill play hide and go get it with you

 

[Lea]

Well

ain't tryna be stranded w/ none of you niggas


don't kno too much bout the ladies, so the decision would be shallow & superficial

seein how @Lea is arguably the most attractive lady, that'd be my top pick

I’m also smart and witty... there... not so shallow. And thanks for the compliment.

 

[LUCIEN]

I’m also smart and witty... there... not so shallow. And thanks for the compliment.

You forgot humble

 

[Oingo Groove]

nah thats the thing....he said desert island

no wildlife, no trees, no shelter

we about to starve out in the heat for about 20-25 days

if one of us dies first, the other can surf on them to safety...cool?

Heady play.