If you cannot afford ______, then you can get ______.

[AP3.0]

If you cant afford Kirk Franklin, then you can get Plies

 

[Black]

If you cannot afford Janelle Monae, then you can get Rasheeda.

 

[NoOneImportant]

If you cannot afford "Ernie Hudson", then you can get "Keith David" based on presence and acting ability.

Honestly, it is a toss up at this point, <<>>. Both of these niggas old.

I think Keith David would get the nod due to being younger.

 

[NoOneImportant]

If you cannot afford "Morgan Freeman/Samuel L. Jackson", then you can get "Clarance Williams III" based on presence and acting ability.

This nigga is underrated though. He has just as much range as those other two niggas, but never got good roles.

 

[NoOneImportant]

Come on niggas...

No musical replacements?

No actress/female musicians to female pornstars replacements?

I have given you niggas some out-of-this-world, obscure replacements, LOL.

Perhaps, I missed my calling as a casting director / talent manager.

 

[Black]

If you cannot afford Kodak Black , then you can get this witch from Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters.

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

View attachment 593 If you cannot afford "DeVon Franklin", then you can get "Trai Byers".

';'p]]

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you can't afford Amy Adams you can have Isla Fisher (left)

If you can't afford Katy's perry (right) you can have Zoey Deschanel

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you can't afford Pam Grier you can have Salli richardson

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you can't afford Chris Rock you can get Mario

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

There's so many in porn

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

 

[AP3.0]

i aint gon google b/c i dont want that in my job search history

but if you cant afford Kerri Hilson, Cherry Hilson will do just fine

 

[NoOneImportant]

@EleanorDeWitt, you just shut the thread down baby.

:whew:

Thanks for saving this thread!

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

@EleanorDeWitt, you just shut the thread down baby.

:whew:

Thanks for saving this thread!

';.'
...

But theres gotta be more out there

I'll be back

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you couldn't afford Amy Winehouse, coulda got Kreayshawn (left)

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you can't afford Rihanna, you can get Becky with the good hair, I mean, Rita Ora

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

If you can't afford a Range Rover you can get a Jeep Grand Cherokee

 

[Remedy]

If you can't afford Little Debbie, you can get Ms Freshley's..

 

[Lou Cypher]

If you can't afford Rihanna, you can get Becky with the good hair, I mean, Rita Ora
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I would be so grateful for either one of these women of ill repute.