25 of the funniest “I hope” comments that Khloé Kardashian fans are posting on Tristan Thompson’s Instagram
1) I hope every time you have to go to the bathroom there’s no toilet paper.
2) I hope you DON’T save 15% or more on car insurance.
3) I hope every time you get on a flight it’s full of crying babies.
4) I hope someone eats your leftovers in the fridge that you’ve been thinking about all day.
5) I hope the Bluetooth in your car disconnects right when your favorite song comes on.
6) I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek when you chew your food.
7) I hope every time you get your headphones out they’re tangled.
8) I hope every time you use the public restroom, the lock is broken and you have to hold the door.
9) I hope you go to Disneyland and all your favorite rides are closed.
10) I hope Netflix never loads for you.
11) I hope you lose your phone and when someone calls it to find it the ringer and vibrate [are] off.
12) I hope every time someone says you’re getting warmer you’re getting colder.
13) I hope whenever you lick an envelope you get a paper cut.
14) I hope you leave your to-go box at the restaurant.
15) I hope you accidentally leave your sunroof open on a rainy night.
16) I hope you step on a Lego.
17) I hope you wake up rushing out of bed thinking you are late for work, just to realize you had the day off.
18) I hope Chipotle charges you two times extra for guacamole.
19) I honestly hope you crave Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.
20) I hope you bang your toe on every furniture corner.
21) I hope that every time you walk into a room you forget what you were going in there for.
22) I hope you step in something wet every time you wear socks around the house.
23) I hope your lips get real chapped and there’s no Burt’s Bees in sight.
24) I hope you lose every eBay auction in the last three seconds.
25) I hope every time you have a shower you have bad water pressure.