Kentucky
Gangster and Gentlemen
Probably was in one of them lil hole in the walls or something
You already know,chicks ain’t making that much money stripping where I’m from. They have to do a lil something strange for a piece of change.
Probably was in one of them lil hole in the walls or something
No such thing as "free sex". Something of value, whether insignificant or not, was exchanged.
nigga... I've had plenty of "free sex" in my life where nothing of value was ever exchanged unless you wanna count the condom and lube.
It all counts nigga..just because you aint notice it on the bill dont mean it aint on the tab nigga..and that aint the only thing on that bill...think harder about what else that pussy cost ya and you might see where I'm going wit dis-or not...shrugs
Feelings... ive fucked plenty of chicks while working that didnt want shit but some dick. I only said 5 words to the last chick I smashed at work. Just locked eyes with her and I could see she was ready. She deadass unzipped my pants and tried to pull my shit out right there on the floor but im not a savage so I gained composure and brought her to the stalls. After I nutt I asked her "where did you come from" litterally all I said to this chick. She just smiled and kept it moving nfg. It was beautiful. Fucking angel.
Sometimes the payment is the dick.
Smells like more feelings.
That was beautiful to read.Feelings... ive fucked plenty of chicks while working that didnt want shit but some dick. I only said 5 words to the last chick I smashed at work. Just locked eyes with her and I could see she was ready. She deadass unzipped my pants and tried to pull my shit out right there on the floor but im not a savage so I gained composure and brought her to the stalls. After I nutt I asked her "where did you come from" litterally all I said to this chick. She just smiled and kept it moving nfg. It was beautiful. Fucking angel.
Sometimes the payment is the dick.
It all counts nigga..just because you aint notice it on the bill dont mean it aint on the tab nigga..and that aint the only thing on that bill...think harder about what else that pussy cost ya and you might see where I'm going wit dis-or not...shrugs
KonceptJones said:The fastest was just under 10 minutes. Me and the crew from my Scumbag episodes (http://allhiphop.vanillaforums.com/discussion/comment//8221676#Comment_8221676) were up on The Hill on campus again. This time our peoples having a lil get together playin spades, tunk, bid, and some niggas got a dice game in the corner. Since their suite mates were cool as shit the party was in both rooms and they just kept the bathroom doors open unless someone was in there pissin.
Anyways...
I'm on my usual drunk-as-shit-ness 'cause I was drinking before I got there and had really been drinking all day. I kicked off the day with a bottle of some Orange Jubilee 20/20 to mix with my OJ in the dining commons for breakfast, and had basically kept a bottle of something in my hand all day long. We loud as shit, folks been coming in and out of the gig all night, everybody having a good time and somewhere around 1 or 2am these three chicks come in. One is fine as shit, the other two are her suite mates. The fine broad is cool with one of the cats that stays in the room we're in so she's off limits. The other two are about as plain as can be. One lil chick comes in and sits off in the corner, grabs a can of beer and drinks it while watching us play spades... and by watching us I mean staring at me extra creepy-like. After a few more rounds I get up and go to the next room where dudes was playing tunk. Not 5 minutes go by before I look up and she's standing in the doorway staring right at me again. I play for a while then I get up and go back to the other room to run some dice for a minute and, sure as shit, I look up and she's back staring again. I turn to my dude like "aye, you know this bitch? She fuckin up my mood with all this staring". My dude actually knew who she was, said she was always quiet whenever he came to see her roommate for a class they had together, didn't know her name but she seem aiight. I go back to shootin dice and talkin shit, and I looked up and she moved closer and is basically standing right next to me. I got the dice and start shaking 'em over my head and my fist hit her leg. I looked up and said "Damn girl, you get any closer and I'mma need a rubber", everybody laughed, she turned red as hell, and I crapped out. I stood up, took a good look at her, about a 6, high yellow, body ain't nothin to write home about, ass was barely there...
"Aye..." *look her up and down* "... you look like you can fuck, like one of them undercover freaks..."
The cats I was shootin with started laughing, and she turned even redder. She cracked a lil smile. I keep talking my shit:
"So what's up? You a freak or what?"
"I don't know. You'll find out if you come back to my room with me."
Right now the niggas I was with are on some "aaaaaaaaaaw shit, she callin you out nigga!" type shit.
"Bet, let's go then!" thinking to myself she got a lil beer in her but ain't really tryin to do shit. She grabbed my hand, and pulled me out the room with my dudes egging it on. I asked what her name was on the way to the elevator "Mallory, Koncept, my name's Mallory". I'm still drunk like "Mallory... maaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell the fuck nawl yo name ain't no Mallory.. and how you know my name already???". We get on the elevator and she said "Just shut up with your drunk ass", grabbed me and started kissing me like a crazed woman. We get down to her floor she yanks me off the elevator and drags me to her dorm room. The door barely closed when she jumped me right there in the doorway kissing all on me, pulling my clothes off, taking her shit off and everything. This shit got me like "whoa girl, slow down!" but she was like "you asked if I was a freak so what's the problem? You trying to fuck or not?". She pulled me to her bed, pushed me down on it and proceeded to blow me. We fucked for about two hours thanks to me being so drunk. Bitch was like some sort of fuckin sex demon, totally different from the quiet lil weirdo starring at me all night. She ended up being a lil fuck buddy for a while 'cause it turned out she had a boyfriend that went to U of M down the road and just wanted some dick when he wasn't around.
Time from the first time I spoke to her until I we were in her room was somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes.
Unless you're on that "all time is money" bullshit, then nothing of value was lost.
I posted this on the IC a little over a year ago, please tell me how I invested money in this pussy:
Feelings... ive fucked plenty of chicks while working that didnt want shit but some dick. I only said 5 words to the last chick I smashed at work. Just locked eyes with her and I could see she was ready. She deadass unzipped my pants and tried to pull my shit out right there on the floor but im not a savage so I gained composure and brought her to the stalls. After I nutt I asked her "where did you come from" litterally all I said to this chick. She just smiled and kept it moving nfg. It was beautiful. Fucking angel.
Sometimes the payment is the dick.