Lou Cypher
The Tokin' White Guy
Second time i think i was 19, maybe 20. I had friends that went to school on the south side of town and back then before this heroin epidemic, that was a super nice part of town. Rich kids everywhere. Parties were fucking awesome. I went to a party with my friends who went to school out there. Didnt know nobody there except the few friends i had there. We're all playing beer pong and bullshitting then the dude who lived there was like "hey can yall keep it down? My roommates trying to sleep and he just got done having brain surgery yesterday."
Naturally im like "wtf are you doing having a party then?" but i just keep it to myself. I bring up to my friends that its crazy that theres a dude recovering from brain surgery in the other room and hes the same age as we are. They go into the story and i guess he had tumors on his brain and they went in there and removed them, but prior to the surgery he was acting really unlike himself and had some sort of outburst that caused him to go to the hospital and get all these tests done until they finally found the tumors. Night goes on. We get shitfaced.
We're all outside in the backyard of this apartment complex and aint shit but trees and grass and a fire we started out there. We all had to piss so we go to the back of the building and start pissing on the wall/grass. I didnt realize it, but there was a window like a couple feet away from where me and my friend were standing. Everyone starts walking away, then we hear "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!" coming from inside the apartment. We keep walking. Out of nowhere this dude with a bandaged up head comes out and sees my friend and yells "HEY!". The 3 of us turn around.
"Did you just piss on my window??" he screams at my friend. My friends and i are shitfaced at this point and think its kind of funny. The one friend he was talking to is cracking jokes just being a jackass so dude gets in his face and pushes him. I step up, just trying to diffuse the situation and dude looks at me, reaches behind him, and pulls a pistol out of his pants and puts it right in my face. I sobered up almost immediately lol. My friends start diffusing the situation telling him to chill and hes screaming at us pointing the gun in everyones face like "You think i wont fucking shoot you?!" then lets 2 off in the air.
Im practically deaf at this point and his screaming is super muffled and hes continuing to talk shit to us about how we pissed on his window and im just thinking to myself If i died or got shot because of this bullshit i was gonna be super pissed lmao. Someone had called the cops though and they arrived after maybe 5 minutes of dude coming outside and as soon as the dude saw cop lights he took off into the woods and cops got the story from people around the fire and went in there looking for him and found him.
Shit was fucking crazy and we were all stumbling drunk so there wasnt shit we could do and no coordination to take the gun away from him or anything lmao.
Naturally im like "wtf are you doing having a party then?" but i just keep it to myself. I bring up to my friends that its crazy that theres a dude recovering from brain surgery in the other room and hes the same age as we are. They go into the story and i guess he had tumors on his brain and they went in there and removed them, but prior to the surgery he was acting really unlike himself and had some sort of outburst that caused him to go to the hospital and get all these tests done until they finally found the tumors. Night goes on. We get shitfaced.
We're all outside in the backyard of this apartment complex and aint shit but trees and grass and a fire we started out there. We all had to piss so we go to the back of the building and start pissing on the wall/grass. I didnt realize it, but there was a window like a couple feet away from where me and my friend were standing. Everyone starts walking away, then we hear "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!" coming from inside the apartment. We keep walking. Out of nowhere this dude with a bandaged up head comes out and sees my friend and yells "HEY!". The 3 of us turn around.
"Did you just piss on my window??" he screams at my friend. My friends and i are shitfaced at this point and think its kind of funny. The one friend he was talking to is cracking jokes just being a jackass so dude gets in his face and pushes him. I step up, just trying to diffuse the situation and dude looks at me, reaches behind him, and pulls a pistol out of his pants and puts it right in my face. I sobered up almost immediately lol. My friends start diffusing the situation telling him to chill and hes screaming at us pointing the gun in everyones face like "You think i wont fucking shoot you?!" then lets 2 off in the air.
Im practically deaf at this point and his screaming is super muffled and hes continuing to talk shit to us about how we pissed on his window and im just thinking to myself If i died or got shot because of this bullshit i was gonna be super pissed lmao. Someone had called the cops though and they arrived after maybe 5 minutes of dude coming outside and as soon as the dude saw cop lights he took off into the woods and cops got the story from people around the fire and went in there looking for him and found him.
Shit was fucking crazy and we were all stumbling drunk so there wasnt shit we could do and no coordination to take the gun away from him or anything lmao.
