One time I had a drug dealer that i didnt go through very often but would always text me every other month like "yo, this my new number hit me up if you need!"
Had 30 messages all different numbers from dude in my phone inbox. Asked why he always has to change numbers and cant keep his phone on and he was like "I ain't trying to get caught" I said "dude, you sell 8ths. I'll call the cops my damn self if you send me another one of these messages!"
He didnt think it was as funny as I did. People are so uptight.