Nah you can cook a salad fam. You tripping. I went to this dinner party one time and these hipster rich kids was cooking the shit out multiple salads and they were lit. Motherfuckers made caesar dressing from scratch b. From scratch. I ain't even know there was fish in that shit till that very night.
Another one of these fools was roasting cashews in honey on the stove to put in a salad nigga with a raspberry sauce dressing.
Another one had dates stuffed with cheese wrapped in some kind of thin meat I didn't even know if I was allergic to that shit but I was ready to die.
All these shits slapped and they were just the appetizers.
You can cook a fucking salad.