Guy records himself tryna get out the friendzone

[Koltrain]

She sounded way too aggressive for him...like she dip her oreos in pepsi cause milk ain't strong enough

 

[King Freeman]

If you're over the age of 22 that's a shitty thing to do anyway. Don't hit on the homie. It's fucking weird. Especially if you plotting that shit.

 

[T. Sanford]

I believe a lot of fools are socially awkward these days due to texting more than talking. This nigga gotta get his social skills up for one because he sound like he had to present a presentation in an auditorium. Also, why are you calling her "man" "bruh". That's language that I use when I'm talking to my homies not a chick and especially a chick that I'm trying to shoot at. She disrespected that nigga and call him drunk smh. She could've just said "Naw, I'm just enjoying life as single for right now" but she went above and beyond with the rejection

 

[Disanthrope]

"oh nah, im good"



That shit hit him in the depths of his soul

That's such a rude and dismissive reply. He was obviously wrong about the bitch

 

[Disanthrope]

I heard that song on the radio one day. And it's basically the friendzone anthem. But the lyrics are mad disrespectful, it's like if you were really that person's friend you wouldn't talk to them like that lol.

 

[SeaSnake]

cant even watch he look so sad damn

 

[Juttythe4th]

A mixture of sad and hillarious

"Nah I'm good"
Sheesh

 

[808HiLife808]

sounds like she likes chicks herself...

 

[SeaSnake]

lol she said nigga been drinkin she probably a dyke but her ass fat and now he in love

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I believe a lot of fools are socially awkward these days due to texting more than talking. This nigga gotta get his social skills up for one because he sound like he had to present a presentation in an auditorium. Also, why are you calling her "man" "bruh". That's language that I use when I'm talking to my homies not a chick and especially a chick that I'm trying to shoot at. She disrespected that nigga and call him drunk smh. She could've just said "Naw, I'm just enjoying life as single for right now" but she went above and beyond with the rejection

This is a good ass point. If trying to get with a chick feels the same as asking a judge for leniency, you're probably doing it wrong.

 

[KINGEC]

She sounded way too aggressive for him...like she dip her oreos in pepsi cause milk ain't strong enough

 

[BRIAN B.]

for me, 1st things 1st


why you talkin to a female like that

"whatchu on maaan"

"aight bruh"


smh, start there then come w/ better approach

 

[BRIAN B.]

Naw but on the real homie shot his shot. Can't be mad about it. However, callin' her "bruh" fiddy-leven times might not have conveyed his willingness to leave the friendzone enough.

Stop calling women (bruh, my nigga, son, bro and all that other shit similar)

I believe a lot of fools are socially awkward these days due to texting more than talking. This nigga gotta get his social skills up for one because he sound like he had to present a presentation in an auditorium. Also, why are you calling her "man" "bruh". That's language that I use when I'm talking to my homies not a chick and especially a chick that I'm trying to shoot at. She disrespected that nigga and call him drunk smh. She could've just said "Naw, I'm just enjoying life as single for right now" but she went above and beyond with the rejection

lol

I glad someone else seen it, swear that's the only thing I had a problem w/

 

[The Lonious Monk]

lol

I glad someone else seen it, swear that's the only thing I had a problem w/

It seemed weird to me, but most of what these new niggas do seems weird to me. Females was out here dating dudes that was wearing their jeans and that was accepted, so I'm no surprise they letting dudes call them "bruh."

 

[Soul_Rattler]

 

[Disanthrope]

He should try to fuck 1 of her friends

 

[2max]

 

[IP360]

 

[IP360]

Naw but on the real homie shot his shot. Can't be mad about it. However, callin' her "bruh" fiddy-leven times might not have conveyed his willingness to leave the friendzone enough.

For me...it was "Ever since I met yo azzz"...I knew shyt was gonna go downhill

 

[bootcheese3000]