Poll Funniest Post of May

[Lou Cypher]

I aint laugh once this month.

 

[Dwayne]

I aint laugh once this month.

"uhhuh."

 

[Chicity]

Shooting all shots summer 18

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[ChicagoFigure]

These have literally made me cry.

Ur entitled to your opinion but the @HellCzar joint nh is lacking sting. If he wouldve said anti sun cracka you'd have a point ie when he called me a cracker ass bitch. Your sense of humor is better than this.

 

[Chicity]

Oh ok this nigga trolling

Too many blackholes? lol

 

[JUDAH]

he look like one of them niggas that will have on headphones and sing Donnell Jones out loud on public transportation w/ no fucks given

"tweeeeeeeee-di-diddle-deeeeee-du-deeeeee-de"

 

[Mis4Mighty]

This shit funny?

 

[Rubato]

This shit funny?

It ain’t as funny out of context but when I read most of these in the thread I was rolling

 

[Dwayne]

Who gon be the first person to nominate themselves?

Fuck it. I need that 5 mill

I'm 43

Wait wait wait wait...... you've been sitting back watching me get flamed for years and you're in same age bracket as me?

Damn shame

he is 43

Not 43BC

 

[Benjamin E]

Aight, so I went through everything I laughed at this month, and these are the funniest...

he flipped his dreads to one side after he typed that

I rate it your pussy drips curry juice out of 10

It's Native American for Cacs stole this too.

I wanna punch your lace front off so bad

This...i usually like to run up on them on the street like Omarion in the Touch video...

The randomness and the visual had me rolling...

I read this in Sherri Shepherd’s voice

I blocked her as soon as she mentioned me. It’s beautiful. It’s as if she has died and no one wanted to give her a burial site, so they dropped her carcass into the ocean and every now and then a bit of her washes up on shore.

Just cold-blooded...

If u didnt vote for race but have other dark skin chicks on your top 5 u suffer from colorism

Just the idea of suffering from colorism had me rolling... low key one of the funniest posts in that hilarious thread...

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The timing, randomness and strangeness of the gif had me bustin up... she dropped this when the thread was at its breaking point... hilarious...

Absolutely not. Whenever reciting rap lyrics I always change the N word to African American in order to be respectful

Imagining Lou singing along to songs and substituting nigga with a 7 syllable phrase had me rolling... dude's sarcasm be off the richter...

With that said, my nomination for funniest post of the month of May goes to:








*Drum roll*

Walking down tha street today behind this white lady...she starts to speed up so I speed up...she starts to run so I start to run...she screams so I start screaming...still don’t know wtf was chasing us

 

[5th Letter]

That Beta post was hilarious

 

[King Freeman]

Not one yall??

 

[rip.dilla]

Picture thread, May 2... The homie @Beta drops a pic of himself in the hospital..

In the hospital with the ill bacon neck

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This nigga look like a Muppet

And then this is the killa post...

I died ..

 

[1/2]

Dat basqiat fu schnicken lookin as motha lova rockin a monday night football blazer

Looks like he uses crystals for deodorant

"Tip was wrongfully arrested early this morning when he attempted to gain entrance into his gated community"

TMZ reports that Harris was ultimately granted access to the gated community, but returned to the guard station on foot shortly after.

I had an honorable mention in there too

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Lol nigga trying to get himself a nom

I got you fam

*takes shot*

"furthermore!, I shall converse with this young gent.... so that he may understand the severity of the plunder thou has fostered into production this morning.....be not concerned, for I have contacted a colleague whose sole purpose and intent is to repeatedly assume culpability on behalf of any wrongdoings perpetrated by my likeness, at his own expense of course...."

 

[GOAT]

Sometimes I do intermittent fasting. I won’t eat from sundown to sun up. It’s called a daily Sabbath but I wake up staring out the window looking for the sun because I am so hungry.

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White people so weird man

 

[Remedy]

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Had to post this here.

 

[1/2]

Lol nigga trying to get himself a nom

I got you fam

 

[rip.dilla]

I ain't believe it at first.

Then I seen this pic of him.

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31 LOL's last time I checked




Yeah... Killa

 

[1/2]

joke been passed around for a while...no hate

any time anybody has charges thrown at em it comes up, gif included