My wife did the 12 days of Christmas for me
Day 1: partridge and pear tree. A 6 pack of yeungling and two bags of pears
Day 2: 2 turtle doves. A box of turtle chocolate and a bag of dove chocolates
Day 3: 3 French hens . Two cans of this coffee I like from the French quarter and a ravens mug
Day 4: 4 calling birds. Batman t shirt and stickers
Day 5 : 5, Golden rings. 5 rings of white fudge with gold sprinkles
Day 6:6 geese of laying... She made a bomb ass loaded Quiche
Day 7: 7 swans a swimming.i don't swim. My excuse this summer was I don't want my skin to dry out. So she got me a bunch of skin care shit
Day 8; 8 maids of milking... So she copped these almond butter biscuits I love.... But you can't eat them shits without drinking mad milk... That was creative
Day 9: 9 ladies dancing
...I forgot how she worded the riddle... But it ended up being a new pair of flip flops....I wear flip flops year round
Day 10: 10 lords of leaping she got me this stone chakra energy bracelet or something. It looks like wakanda. Shit dope. The card that came with it was pretty deep
Day 11: 11 pipers piping . We gotta home hookahs now... I told her I gotta smoke shopi like to go to. My homie will hook us up Friday for that.
Day 12....12 drummers drumming....I find out at midnight