Fellas...what do you want for Father’s Day?

[Ironman]

Guess I'll start with a long term trustworthy girlfriend to create a kid with

 

[400Degreez]

I don't expect a lot for Father's Day considering my birthday is a few days after it.
As long as I'm with my family it's all good.

 

[Banginscrew901]

Guess I'll start with a long term trustworthy girlfriend to create a kid with

You know a kid you just can't take back right

 

[Ironman]

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You know a kid you just can't take back right

I'm joking brotha lol

 

[DOS_patos]

Fuck a steak. Fuck quiet time..
Fuck all that simple cuz I'm humble shit.

I get one day.....one fucking day?
And I'm supposed to make it easy?

Not a chance

I want an orchestra and marching band playing "what a man".
I want three strippers doing butt naked erotic aerobic acrobatics on beat to wutang forever.
I want a dark skinned naked chef making me foie gras and fig jelly on lightly toasted bagettes as i sip apricot alcohol grown on the palace grounds and imported from the lands of vienna.

After all I do all year???? Anything else is a failure in everyone's part.

But i am willing to compromise for a chef salad and warm mountain dew.

 

[400Degreez]

My girl and my sister surprised me with these.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Thread is hilarious but so sincere at the same time

We just want everybody to shut the fuck up for one day

We dint wanna fix shit
Buy shit
Grill shit
Kill shit

We aint trippin on the hoolpa, just a small token of appreciation and we good.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Dam...

My son making me a steak right now. House smokin like a Red and Meth movie.

My shit gon be over done as fuck and I aint got the heart to tell em.

Youngin in there looking like Brandon and shit

 

[Loquacious]

This is a funny thread.

 

[Loquacious]

 

[Word....Life]

My son out here soundin’ like Game’s son on a card from him and my mom...




:cry:

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

As expected i ain't get shit

 

[DOS_patos]

Well I got frozen foie gras and grape jelly and she threw a piece of wheat bread at me for being an asshole today.

I thought today I had a get outta jail free card.
I learned today.

 

[konceptjones]

I don’t ever expect or even want anything as far as a gift for Father’s Day...a nice day of chilling is all I need

I usually get stuck on tha grill cookin’ for my mom, sister’s and tha kids...gifted wit’ some cards and maybe a Starbucks or Chic Fila gift card...still all good tho

 

[TheNightKing]

My son out here soundin’ like Game’s son on a card from him and my mom...

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Kids be killing me signing their name then put "your son/daughter", lol. Mine have done it too and I be cracking up everytime.

Like, there's not another Night King Jr. that lives here.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Italian place around the corner from me has Dads eat free today



Yup, it was empty

 

[JUDAH]

I received an archeological study Bible, a book and a journal for note-taking.

pretty much all that I was looking at for the past few days... I’m set

You should make a thread about your spiritual growth and how your views changed.

As hard as you went against the idea of "God", i think the journey would make for an interesting thread/conversation.

 

[VIBE]

You should make a thread about your spiritual growth and how your views changed.

As hard as you went against the idea of "God", i think the journey would make for an interesting thread/conversation.

maybe I will eventually

 

[400Degreez]

maybe I will eventually

Well it's not like you don't have the free time...