Detroit Porch Pirate Lucky To Be Alive

[Banginscrew901]

Why the hell would you steal stairs?

Niggas love to be niggas. Hell why does the sun come up? Why does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[Chicity]

Niggas love to be niggas. Hell why does the sun come up? Why does a bear shit in the woods?

The toilets are full!

 

[Marc123]

He put that down politely af lol

 

[itsupthere]

Yeah, I saw this in one of these threads yesterday and I still can't believe it's real.


If so, I'm glad dude got busted.

 

[konceptjones]

There's a slightly longer video where unc's peoples came out talmbout "he see the camera right there" or something to that effect.

 

[Mooney]

SHE with the porch...aint no half steppin now
(lqtms @ corny joke)

but for real only in detroit... no offense, kinda, shit aint happen nowhere else

 

[Whatevathehell]

The way he limped out and pulled the charging handle to the rear...he definitely keep that thang somewhere really close

Imagine them running across each other while grocery shopping or something

 

[Lion_Heart]

Kids these days are looking for the get back. Old head better keep a watch out.

 

[Lion_Heart]

Should of had him stand out there and have him call his parents.

 

[Chicity]

This why its better to do dirt by ya lonesome

Nigga could have pimped off to a warm ca