I dont fuck with Hippos at all. Ugly evil brolic mothafuckas. They can catch you on land and they can catch you in water. What kind of creation are theyHippo vs. Earth's Greatest Predators
The hippo is Africa’s undisputed most dangerous land animal. While they may appear at first glance to be slow, gentle creatures that spend their time relaxing in swamps, the reality is far more intense. Almost nothing stands in the way of an angry hippo — not even the most formidable predators...roaring.earth
They give no fucks
look like some jungle book shit
I just read that they do an underwater gallop... that's insane LOLHippos can’t swim well. They actually use a method of hopping underwater, so they sink and jump off the bottom repeatedly.