Constipation or diarrhea?

[deadeye]

Constipation can cause intestinal obstructions and Rip a bootyhole apart.

Diarrhea could leave u malnourished and sharting up urself when u least expect it.

But if we're talking one episode of either and not a chronic problem, I'd have to go with constipation.

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[deadeye]

Man......

Wtf are we doing

 

[Phillykingransom]

 

[Loquacious]

I agree with @B_A

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

I swear...

You and these damn gifs!

 

[deadeye]

Hadn't had a bowel movement all day until about a half hour ago.


Took 4 massive diarrhea dumps since then, and I feel a lot better.


So I'd definitely prefer diarrhea over constipation.

 

[Bobjones]

Hadn't had a bowel movement all day until about a half hour ago.


Took 4 massive diarrhea dumps since then, and I feel a lot better.


So I'd definitely prefer diarrhea over constipation.

When I get diarrhea (full blown spewing out the azz, shit ur organs out type) it's usually some stomach bug which gives u that nauseous feeling that only goes away once u go. Feels horrible. Plus, it can be so bad that niggas actually shit themselves. Never happened to me but I had one friend who overflowed out the waist of his pants sitting on a couch.

Constipation for me is no pain, just a lot of strain. Longest I went without shitting was 2 - 3 weeks.

 

[deadeye]

When I get diarrhea (full blown spewing out the azz, shit ur organs out type) it's usually some stomach bug which gives u that nauseous feeling that only goes away once u go. Feels horrible. Plus, it can be so bad that niggas actually shit themselves. Never happened to me but I had one friend who overflowed out the waist of his pants sitting on a couch.

Constipation for me is no pain, just a lot of strain. Longest I went without shitting was 2 - 3 weeks.

2-3 weeks???






That's not normal bruh.


Were you just barely eating or something?

 

[unspoken_respect]

I guess constipation.

Diarrhea makes business and life decisions for you.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Diarrhea because you can lean out faster

 

[Bobjones]

I guess constipation.

Diarrhea makes business and life decisions for you.

Lol i love that way of putting it. You'll actually be missing out on stuff and losing money because of even minor cases of it.

Plus if anything constipation might just get someone to change their diet habits, eat more fruits and veggies for fiber.

 

[Bobjones]

2-3 weeks???



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That's not normal bruh.


Were you just barely eating or something?

Tbh now that I think about it it technically wasn't constipation. When I was a kid I just didn't like going. Sometimes I was too lazy to and would hold it in.


Needless to say I did weird things as a kid.

 

[Playboy buddy rose]

constipation is easily the worst of the 2 imo.

 

[unspoken_respect]

Also, lets not forget that diarrhea will most likely be a surprise. Everyone's scenario in this thread is a best case scenario.

Imagine being a grown ass adult and shitting your pants because you couldn't get to the toilet fast enough while walking through Tanger Outlet.

Their isn't going to be Pepto or Tums station (not to my knowledge) in the bathroom for that surprise mud butt situation.

 

[KINGEC]

"Got diarrhea flow, I shit on niggas/
Even when I'm constipated I still shit on niggas" (let's get it!)

 

[B_A]

Also, lets not forget that diarrhea will most likely be a surprise. Everyone's scenario in this thread is a best case scenario.

If you weed out the food that does that to your guts, you're rarely caught off guard. Your intestines and stool will tell you what you should and shouldn't be eating.