I wouldn't write a rhyme for the dick.
Wouldn't take time on every line for the dick.
I wouldn't get fuckin high for the dick.
Or commit ethereal crimes for the dick.
I wouldn't lose my mind for the dick.
Or even lose a dime on the dick.
I definitely wouldn't drive for the dick.
Or drop a tear and cry for the dick.
I wouldn't lay down and die for the dick.
Or admit it's all in my mind for the dick.
But I would throw down the dice for The Dick…
Wouldn't even think twice for The Dick…
Tell him he looks nice for he's The Dick…
Then be contrite… right!? (For the dick)
I'd know I'm “not right” for The Dick.
Inclined to be inside for The Dick.
Damn near lose my mind for The Dick
Just so he could find me deep inside…. For the dick… I wouldn't eat mice…
But for The Dick… I'd do it twice.