LoL! That's funny
Christianity is ridiculously easy to follow.
All you gotta do is believe Jesus died on for your sins and he's the one true God.
People make it complicated by succumbing to guilt and dogma that's not even biblical or relevant. People act like Jesus wasn't drinking wine and hanging out with whores and snitches.
If a person can't think for themselves, they'll make a terrible Christian.
Most people leave Christianity because they can't tolerate the lustfulness of their spirit as if Jesus don't struggle being around bad hoes while being broke, hanging out with ungrateful niggas.