COMMUNITY Aye, how do I get out of jury duty??

[shutupGabi]

Get a doctor's note. Or say something racist during jury selection if you make it that far.

 

[BRIAN B.]

show up smellin like that loud pack

 

[Whis Khalifa]

show up smellin like that loud pack

That was gonna happen anyways Ong

 

[Nobody]

I did that shit on the state and federal level, ended up sending a nigga to prison quick after he took the stand and saying some dumb shit. He would've went home had he not got up there

 

[5 Grand]

Why would you want to get out of jury duty?

Serious question.

 

[BRIAN B.]

That was gonna happen anyways Ong

:haa:

 

[Sony Montana]

Imagine you do jury duty and the nigga swears he gonna kill all y’all

 

[mike030270]

Never did it before but I would assume being CLEARLY biased would get you dismissed

Yea I think extremely strong opinions on certain topics would get you out

Although there is that 1% chance that's what they're looking for lol

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Imagine you do jury duty and the nigga swears he gonna kill all y’all

 

[loud-ninja]

It's on the 27th and I got a flight for vacay on the 29th...

When you find out how to get out of it, let me know. I just got a summons last week to be on a grand jury. I read how long it was gonna be and these fools said "you are scheduled to report every tuesday for a 18 month period".
My reaction:


I felt like they were giving me time. Worst part, first day happens the day I am going on my ski trip. Already paid for the house. Smh

 

[5 Grand]

When you find out how to get out of it, let me know. I just got a summons last week to be on a grand jury. I read how long it was gonna be and these fools said "you are scheduled to report every tuesday for a 18 month period".
My reaction:
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I felt like they were giving me time. Worst part, first day happens the day I am going on my ski trip. Already paid for the house. Smh

Serious querstion.

Why wouldn't you want to be on a Grand Jury for 18 months?

 

[Duwop]

Go.

Like seriously, go....


One of the main reasons black people go to jail for crimes they didn't commit so much is because black people don't like going to jury duty.

Like the very ones who would relate to, and be considered "peers" of the defendant.... Try the hardest to get out of it.

 

[loud-ninja]

Serious querstion.

Why wouldn't you want to be on a Grand Jury for 18 months?

That length of time is basically a part time job

 

[Duwop]

White folk love going to jury duty to send niggaz away.....

Nigga can be innocent as shit..... White woman will look at him like...

 

[SeaSnake]

Just say you down with white genocide.

 

[BRIAN B.]

White folk love going to jury duty to send niggaz away.....

Nigga can be innocent as shit..... White woman will look at him like...

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bruh

a few in this thread have said they've sent niggas away

 

[Duwop]

bruh

a few in this thread have said they've sent niggas away

I got a murder trial at 18, and everybody was trying to send that nigga away, and the evidence didn't even add up...I was so disgusted in humanity. People really don't give a fuck.. Black and white alike.

 

[PhenomTheMac]

Show up wearing black lives matter gear

 

[Sony Montana]

“Go to jury duty because it’s the noble thing to do! It’ll help the brothas out!”

FOH

 

[shutupGabi]

When you find out how to get out of it, let me know. I just got a summons last week to be on a grand jury. I read how long it was gonna be and these fools said "you are scheduled to report every tuesday for a 18 month period".
My reaction:
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I felt like they were giving me time. Worst part, first day happens the day I am going on my ski trip. Already paid for the house. Smh

Chiiiile my friend is on a grand jury rn. You aint gettin outa that shit might as well commit that lmao