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[Based Dave 96]

1)keep your xmas lights up all year round
2)have a couch on your front porch
3)put only $ 20 on a monthly $200 bill
4)have a standby goverment cell phone
5)rent furniture for the holiday just to send it back afterwards
6) put $2 in your gas tank
7)bought foodstamps from a crackhead momma
8)got a payday loan just to go out drinking for a night
9)ordered 4 slices of Turkey instead of buy a whole pound at a Deli.

 

[konceptjones]

 

[Dwayne]

1)keep your xmas lights up all year round
2)have a couch on your front porch
3)put only $ 20 on a monthly $200 bill
4)have a standby goverment cell phone
5)rent furniture for the holiday just to send it back afterwards
6) put $2 in your gas tank
7)bought foodstamps from a crackhead momma
8)got a payday loan just to go out drinking for a night
9)ordered 4 slices of Turkey instead of buy a whole pound at a Deli.

I just took this picture lmao

my screen door blocks it and I use the garage door 99% of the time anyways lol

 

[GOAT]

Yes to #1 but it was only on my back porch & they was white lights not the multi colored joints... they finally died tho so i took em down

Yes to #7. No shame.

 

[konceptjones]

I just took this picture lmao

my screen door blocks it and I use the garage door 99% of the time anyways lol

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Bruh...

 

[Dwayne]

Bruh...

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[konceptjones]

Actually, lemme back it up, 'cause #6 was a thing when I was young.

See, 'cause back inna day $2 in the tank could actually hold you down for a couple of days, especially if you knew of a Sunoco with that extra cheap 86 octane sub-regular for $.89 a gallon.