And Go…

[DOS_patos]

But when you heal whatever is cut off grows back with painful warts that blister and pus.

Powers of the human torch

But only works underwater and fire keeps going out.

All knowing

 

[loud-ninja]

But only works underwater and fire keeps going out.

All knowing

You know everything but it triggers your amnesia every 30mins but you regain your memory in 29min.

Ability to control animals

 

[Omazinpimp$1]

You know everything but it triggers your amnesia every 30mins but you regain your memory in 29min.

Ability to control animals

But they also control u and they have u running up and down street wit a Tarzan outfit on wit no shoes and socks

Ability to breath underwater

 

[DOS_patos]

But they also control u and they have u running up and down street wit a Tarzan outfit on wit no shoes and socks

Ability to breath underwater

But only dirty toilet water

Can repair anything

 

[The Lonious Monk]

But only dirty toilet water

Can repair anything

But anything you repair breaks permanently exactly 3 uses after you fix it.

Teleportation

 

[illestni99ainne]

But anything you repair breaks permanently exactly 3 uses after you fix it.

Teleportation

But you can only teleport into a cage full of tigers

The ability to grow to any height

 

[DOS_patos]

But you can only teleport into a cage full of tigers

The ability to grow to any height

But you don’t have arms or legs

Smell good

 

[illestni99ainne]

But you don’t have arms or legs

Smell good

But only like womens perfume

Ability to morph into any animal. Like Beast Boy

 

[DOS_patos]

But only like womens perfume

Ability to morph into any animal. Like Beast Boy

But people only see a bi….(female dog. I won’t call you the word)

Great poet

 

[loud-ninja]

But people only see a bi….(female dog. I won’t call you the word)

Great poet

When you spit poetry (stupid power by the way), it triggers your halitosis

Power of magnetism . Like magneto

 

[DOS_patos]

When you spit poetry (stupid power by the way), it triggers your halitosis

Power of magnetism . Like magneto

But you only attract pink spoons.

Walk on water

 

[The Lonious Monk]

But you only attract pink spoons.

Walk on water

But you feel like you're about to pee yourself the whole time you're doing it.

Super Genius Level Intellect

 

[DOS_patos]

But you feel like you're about to pee yourself the whole time you're doing it.

Super Genius Level Intellect

But you depressed and sleep all day so no one knows.

Crackhead strength

 

[Playmaker88]

But you depressed and sleep all day so no one knows.

Crackhead strength

One time use of said strength and its involuntary

Lasers shoot from eyes

 

[MorganFreemanKing]

One time use of said strength and its involuntary

Lasers shoot from eyes

Lasers burned eyelids off.

Intangibility/Phasing

 

[Muad'Dib]

Lasers burned eyelids off.

Intangibility/Phasing

But only when you're about clap your girls cheeks.

The ability to communicate with electronics

 

[loud-ninja]

But only when you're about clap your girls cheeks.

The ability to communicate with electronics

Anytime you talk with electronics , it causes a seizure .

Power to freeze things.

 

[DOS_patos]

Anytime you talk with electronics , it causes a seizure .

Power to freeze things.

Only work when you sing “ let it snow” from frozen in a girls voice

Multiverse manipulation

 

[loud-ninja]

Only work when you sing “ let it snow” from frozen in a girls voice

Multiverse manipulation

You have the power to manipulate the multiverse but you dont know a damn thing about it. On your first try, you destroy everything.

Power to manipulate the earth (like earth bending from the avatar show)

 

[DOS_patos]

You have the power to manipulate the multiverse but you dont know a damn thing about it. On your first try, you destroy everything.

Power to manipulate the earth (like earth bending from the avatar show)

You keep throwing rock and hide your hands so you can only get a job as a Mexican excavator

Fire and burn proof