And Go…

[Swabbie]

Bulletproof but u keep getting stabbed wit steak knives

Time Travel

Time travel, but you get 2cm shorter every time you do it.

Shapeshifting.

 

[illestni99ainne]

Bulletproof but u keep getting stabbed wit steak knives

Time Travel

But you can never stop at any point in time. You just time travel

 

[illestni99ainne]

Time travel, but you get 2cm shorter every time you do it.

Shapeshifting.

But you can only shape shift into a brick once. Forever.

 

[Rubato]

Bruh left us hanging lol

X ray vision

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Bulletproof but u keep getting stabbed wit steak knives

Time Travel

Time Travel but you randomly go to times that people near you are reminiscing about.

The Xbox Achievement sound and UI whenever you do anything positive.

 

[illestni99ainne]

Bruh left us hanging lol

X ray vision

Oops my fault lol. This was used before but it’s still funny. You can only see through the clothes of very obese people.

Heat vision

 

[Omazinpimp$1]

Heat vision but you’re stuck in a walk-in freezer

Super genius

 

[illestni99ainne]

Super genius

Super genius but only for 30 seconds a day. The rest of the time you’re stupid. And you suffer from dementia.

The ability to turn everything you touch to gold.

 

[mryounggun]

Super genius but only for 30 seconds a day. The rest of the time you’re stupid. And you suffer from dementia.

The ability to turn everything you touch to gold.

But you can't turn it off. EVERYTHING you touch turns to gold.

You can communicate with and see through the eyes of any animal on earth.

 

[Duwop]

But you can't turn it off. EVERYTHING you touch turns to gold.

You can communicate with and see through the eyes of any animal on earth.

But you can only come back when they die...

You emit pheromones that make the opposite sex instantly orgasm if they get close enough to you

 

[mryounggun]

But you can only come back when they die...

You emit pheromones that make the opposite sex instantly orgasm if they get close enough to you

come back?

 

[Rubato]

But you can only come back when they die...

You emit pheromones that make the opposite sex instantly orgasm if they get close enough to you

That’s bad enough because you didn’t put any constraints on it lol, everyone of the opposite sex?

The ability to sprint at highway speed

 

[Duwop]

come back?

When you see thru their eyes.... The only way to go back to your regular vision is if they die.. so basically using your power kills the animal

 

[mryounggun]

When you see thru their eyes.... The only way to go back to your regular vision is if they die.. so basically using your power kills the animal

Ah, gotcha.

 

[illestni99ainne]

But you can only come back when they die...

You emit pheromones that make the opposite sex instantly orgasm if they get close enough to you

But only females who look like this

Antman’s abilities

 

[loud-ninja]

That’s bad enough because you didn’t put any constraints on it lol, everyone of the opposite sex?

The ability to sprint at highway speed

You can sprint at highway speeds but get a cramp in your leg every 10 steps.

Super hearing

 

[Duwop]

You can sprint at highway speeds but get a cramp in your leg every 10 steps.

Super hearing

But touching your ears feels like a kick to the balls


The ability to eat ANYTHING safely and digest it without pain or complications

 

[illestni99ainne]

But touching your ears feels like a kick to the balls


The ability to eat ANYTHING safely and digest it without pain or complications

But you have Thinner syndrome the more you eat the skinnier you get

 

[Omazinpimp$1]

But touching your ears feels like a kick to the balls


The ability to eat ANYTHING safely and digest it without pain or complications

But all u do is eat and u wind up looking like Fat Bastard.

Regenerative Healing

 

[illestni99ainne]

But all u do is eat and u wind up looking like Fat Bastard.

Regenerative Healing

But when you heal whatever is cut off grows back with painful warts that blister and pus.

Powers of the human torch