super strength but you have no arms
Power of flight
You're invisible but can't attract no hoesFlight but you are limited to 10 feet from the ground.
Invisibility.
Telekinesis but you’re directionally challengedYou're invisible but can't attract no hoes
telekinesis
But can only control your ownTelekinesis but you’re directionally challenged
Mind control
Super speed but you’re blind and can’t see where you’re goingBut can only control your own
Super speed
Every movie I’ve seen that ends up being more of a curse than anything. They all end up wanting to die. Lost all their loved ones. So there’s that.Super speed but you’re blind and can’t see where you’re going
Immortality
Invisibility but every time you disappear you have the world’s worst body odorEvery movie I’ve seen that ends up being more of a curse than anything. They all end up wanting to die. Lost all their loved ones. So there’s that.
Invisibility
You live in a country that doesn’t accept US currency.Invisibility but every time you disappear you have the world’s worst body odor
The ability to make $100 bills appear out of thin air
You can only control people to walk backwards for 5 seconds once a year.You live in a country that doesn’t accept US currency.
Mind control.
Once you stretch you’re stuck that way, can’t revert back but you can keep stretching further outYou can only control people to walk backwards for 5 seconds once a year.
Super stretch powers (like Mr. Fantastic)
But you can't get no chicksOnce you stretch you’re stuck that way, can’t revert back but you can keep stretching further out
Ability to control all animals
Super speed but the faster you go the faster you age.But you can't get no chicks
Super speed
You just got diagnosed with a terminal illness.Super speed but the faster you go the faster you age.
Super human strength
Our way is more entertaining.So of y’all don’t know what a side effect is lolololololol
Bulletproof but u keep getting stabbed wit steak knivesBulletproof